What weapon(s) do you use for a doughnut hunt? Maybe a dowel to "spear" them through their holes?
Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.
River ,'Ariel'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 12, 2010 7:27:41 am PST #5148 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Nov 12, 2010 7:28:15 am PST #5149 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Der. It's strictly hand to mouth combat.
tommyrot - Nov 12, 2010 7:29:32 am PST #5150 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, it's the doughnuts' fault they don't have armor to resist human teeth....
Hil R. - Nov 12, 2010 7:44:18 am PST #5151 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
We're "experiencing network issues." Which apparently means that I can connect to some websites, but not others. I haven't yet figured out what the pattern is. I can get here and most blogs, but not all. I can't get to NY Times or facebook. Gmail works. None of my time-wasting game sites work.
§ ita § - Nov 12, 2010 7:45:47 am PST #5152 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No doughnuts! They might not have defensive capabilities, but their evasive abilities have outfoxed me.
I know they're here somewhere, dammit!
Okay, it's true I don't actually like doughnuts, but that doesn't seem to matter as much when I'm not paying for them.
Off to Starbucks...
tommyrot - Nov 12, 2010 7:45:52 am PST #5153 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
WARNING - some of these are quite racist. Others are just goofy - like this one of two kids apparently about to pee in a bucket - a bucket that is Hitler! (Not sure if that direct link will work.) [link]
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Gudanov - Nov 12, 2010 8:00:54 am PST #5154 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Congrats sj!
tommyrot - Nov 12, 2010 8:07:18 am PST #5155 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tiny boxes can't thwart box-loving cat
No box is too small or oddly shaped for Maru, the box loving cat.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 12, 2010 8:10:17 am PST #5156 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Weird almost-lucid dream last night in which I was aware of the strangeness of random shifts in people's identities and locations (I'm on an ocean liner; wait, now it's a spaceship; no, now it's a boarding school and someone is driving a red convertible from the garage to the highway outside). Didn't quite make the leap to actually realizing it was a dream though, just boggled at the WTF-ery of everything as it happened. And Robert Downey Jr. being in most segments of it tells me that Due Date trailer is getting way too much airtime and can go the hell away any day now.
tommyrot - Nov 12, 2010 8:21:10 am PST #5157 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.