The 50 Dirtiest Comic Book Sex Scenes

A little NSFW. (Naked Dr. Manhattan butt!)

I have one, msbelle. They are strong. They have an interesting assortment of scents. I don't use it very often. I think I have the small plug-in that I've never used.

Now I'm left wondering if I need/want a pushup bra. I may still be too skittish for that.

Anyone know where I could find some cute, button up or snap leg warmers? The ones I've found on Sock Dreams aren't ringing my bells.

Now I'm left wondering if I need/want a pushup bra.

How did you go from nose to boobs?

I took a bubble bath that was like bubblepocalypse. And now I'm pruny. Ben used to say he had roses on his fingers, which sounds nicer.

ComiXXX: Comics Most Bizarre Sex Scenes, Situations & Creators

Trucker F*gs in Denial

Don't let the title mislead you, as this may be one of the most GLADD Award worthy comics ever written. Likewise, it's without question one of the most side-splittingly hysterical comics ever created. The story follows Butch and Petey, a pair of bigoted, hate-fuelled, and devoutly homophobic truckers who soon realize their love for each other. While this is definitely not a comic for your 10-year-old nephew, we dare you to flip through it (if you can find a copy) and not burst out with laughter at the sight of two fat horrible rednecks doing unspeaking sex acts to each other, all the while denying they are homosexuals.

Oh dear - that sounds fun!

What? No elfin orgy from Elfquest?

My yoga instructor was teaching at a Buddhist retreat this weekend. She was telling us about a group of people who would be starting a 3-year silence retreat in January. Everyone talked about how amazing and wonderful that is blah blah blah. My face must have betrayed my thoughts because she asked me what I thought.

I said it was selfish. Amazing, true, but still selfish. Much like Siddharta leaving a wife and child.

That, my friends, is an example of how NOT to win friends and influence people at yoga.

But I still think a 3 year retreat is a weird entitlementy kind of thing.

How did you go from nose to boobs?

I went down. I've worked out my lip issues (polish 'em up, stick 'em out), no need to pay attention to my chin or eyes or ears--they're all just boring. So next thing down on the list are my boob issues. WHoa, momma, got some of those. Eternal battle to not have the biggest ones, but to not be flatchested. So as part of making peace with the F cup, can I actually push them up and get cleavage. But then what happens? This could be worse than the lipstick thing.

Oh, and do I need a new swimsuit for Christmas?

Being a girl is hard.

It might not be, depending on what you would be doing if you weren't retreating and what else you're doing while you're being silent. There's inherent privilege in being able to devote yourself to spiritual pursuits, and that can certainly become a very selfish thing.