Dick Van Dyke's Life Saved by Porpoises
American actor Dick Van Dyke claims that his life was saved by porpoises. Van Dyke fell asleep on his surfboard one day, and when we woke up, he could no longer see the shore. He asserts that porpoises pushed him back to land:
“I woke up out of sight of land … and I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought, ‘I’m dead!’”, he said
“They turned out to be porpoises [and] they pushed me all the way to shore. I’m not kidding.”
Why have you not posted since I left home? Now I'm forced to recite inanity.
Good inanity--I found my work ID, quite by accident while I was filling my car with gas. Whew. Because the apartment search very much wasn't working out. Since I also found my lost earrings, all I'm missing now is the cap for my flash drive. I know I shouldn't have bought one that small, but it was really cute.
Why can't I find a place that serves breakfast potatoes? I want some bad, with cheese and salsa for brekkie. I'm tired of cake. I'm trying a jalapeno bagel. I don't expect it to end well.
Where can I find good flavoured black tea bags? What's a well-recommended brand?
Why have you not posted since I left home?
The internets are boring today.
I'm trying to schedule more meetings in NYC, so when I go down for a meeting on a Thursday in a few weeks, I can stay over. So far, no luck! Bleh.
Why can't I find a place that serves breakfast potatoes?
Do hash browns qualify as potatoes? Because dozens of places do hash browns.
The internets are boring today.
You are also to blame, young man.
Do hash browns qualify as potatoes? Because dozens of places do hash browns.
No, breakfast potatoes (hash browns don't show up for me until the end of the page).
I have done the first pass with coarse paper on the drum sander that I rented from home depot. The sande that, five minutes after I started, decided that it's on on/off switch need to stay ON permanently. Good thing I know how to easier unplug a twist lock.
Other things that Home Depot doesn't' tell you: that your varnishy sawdust can spontaneously combust. Mine didn't it would be good to know. First bag is out in a plastic bag (not ideal, i know) in the middle of my yard.)
Mmmm...potatoes. There's a place here that does garlic breakfast potatoes that are delicious.
Breakfast potatoes are more common near me than hash browns, though some places do both (that is, you can request either).
I am seeing potatoes in my lunch future...
