Jesse, I have to call my boss today to most likely hear that my contract will end 12/31, so in solidarity you should do one yucky task too. Worst first, as we like to tell mac.

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Oh, that is yuck.

I will write the paragraph I've been putting off for two weeks.

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this is where I tell you, you are as bad as mac about homework.

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TB, it might just be my Wirefiend Tourette's, but the Griffin thing reminds me of a quote from Prop Joe after he had to mediate between two far-flung factions of a drug empire; "I think of myself as a marriage counselor...sometimes he has to bring flowers, and sometimes she has to suck a little(well, out of deference to Natter standards, I won't post the end of that one.) Suffice to say, I'd laugh like a drain if he brought flowers into work on Tuesday.

• somebody* had to scratch "crisis management" off his resume. poor Joshie Weinstein, um, Phil Griffin.

Although to be fair, I have to laugh at the blogger on HuffPo who wrote "One wonders why Olbermann would do something intentionally provocative." Which is like saying "One wonders why Mr. Olbermann will keep purchasing his season tickets." It's what he does. Ben is Glory, and Glory is Ben. Ok?

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this is where I tell you, you are as bad as mac about homework.

Not true! This is not actually due for a while.

Sherlock fans, there's a live chat at 1 (eastern) today with Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat, FYI. [link]

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So a toilet in the bathroom across the hall kinda turned into a fountain (not sewage, AFAIK.) There's water in the hall.

Way too much excitement for a monday.

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So a toilet in the bathroom across the hall kinda turned into a fountain

It always wanted to be a bidet?

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It always wanted to be a bidet?

So wrong! Funny, but wrong.

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It really overcompensated if it did.

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