Or noteverythingsucks.

I have only had a "you smell" conversation once in my life, when we had to corner a student from Russia in the dojo and explain that if he didn't wash his gi, he could never come back. Admittedly, the smell alone was a lethal weapon. He, however, had disgusting sweat stains and we had the pleas of a dozen students to do something. I can't imagine that you smell of anything unpleasant, Sophia. I think she's just a crazy person.

Interrupting to ask the hivemind:

Ben's homework includes this question -- "This rabbit is found in American folklore and is seemingly the combination of two different animals as seen in its physical features. What is this mythical rabbit called?"

I'm drawing a blank. Help? (And it's not Brer Rabbit; that was a separate question.)

Jackalope.

Jackelope?

And there's my big DUH moment. Thank you, ladies.

Jackalope?

(slightly too late xpost)

Sophia, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think you were mistaken when you thought this co-worker was a nice person.

goodstuffhappenedtoday

You know, for rage fatigue. Oh look, good stuff happened, today! I thought everything fucking sucked! Apparently, I've been mislead.

I like that one!

I suppose we'd have to resist putting in things like "Glenn Beck was eaten today by a pack of rabid wolverines, yay!"

Neutrally happy things.

edit: It's horrifying how some people will twist good things into bad things, but I'm willing to make a try for increasing the amount of happy in the world.