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Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 30, 2010 3:55:42 pm PST #13653 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse's in mouse denial. Pass it on.

I totally totally am.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2010 4:00:26 pm PST #13654 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yeah, hopefully all the mice are on their mousie chatboards, going, "Stay away from that place."

Hey, I filled up two of those humane catch-and-release traps with mice and more kept coming. Then once the extra-crafty one figured his way out of those and ended up a little mouse corpse in the sprung trap on my floor for a whole day, they coincidentally decided it wasn't such a trendy new neighborhood after all.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 30, 2010 4:15:09 pm PST #13655 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was in mouse denial once, until ONE CLIMBED ON ME WHEN I WAS SLEEPING. This was between cats, however.


Amy - Dec 30, 2010 4:15:56 pm PST #13656 of 30001
Because books.

I totally totally am.

I could send Cortez (aka The Killer) up for a few days. But then you'd ... have to watch him eat them, most likely.


sarameg - Dec 30, 2010 4:18:05 pm PST #13657 of 30001

Devi'd play with it to death. And then bring to you to re-animate.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2010 4:19:20 pm PST #13658 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yeah, that was what prompted me to go from humane to lethal methods too, Sophia.

If only leaving one of their corpses out on display would serve as a similar deterrent to noisy drunken fratboys...


Jesse - Dec 30, 2010 4:20:28 pm PST #13659 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was in mouse denial once, until ONE CLIMBED ON ME WHEN I WAS SLEEPING. This was between cats, however.

OH GOOD LORD.


Spidra Webster - Dec 30, 2010 4:20:44 pm PST #13660 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Victor traps. Bait with peanut butter. Put them between the wall and the appliances. Mice tend to run along walls and objects...somewhere they can keep close to. So that's the optimal place to put traps.

Mice harbor things. Fleas, ticks, etc. And they're crapping somewhere in your house so that's another reason you don't want them. Rodents are famous for the ease with which they reproduce. So while you think you're only seeing one, it's almost guaranteed there are more.

I've used a broom to sweep a Victor trap directly into a dustpan to throw it away. I've also put gloves on and dealt with it that way. But as gross as it is dealing with dead mice in traps, it's worse living with live ones.


Steph L. - Dec 30, 2010 4:22:03 pm PST #13661 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I learned why my cat sometimes randomly meows toward the fridge and thereabouts -- a mouse running from under the fridge to under the stove! BOOO.

Ahahahaha! Our cats did the same thing, and we were clueless as to the reason for their insane behavior for MONTHS.

We have since caught 2 mice in this ungodly contraption The Boy built, which consists of an empty paper-towel tube on the edge of the stove, with peanut butter* at the end of the tube, so that when the mouse runs in, the tube tips over and deposits the mouse into a trash can (with a soft bed of shredded newspaper, no lie). And then we take the mouse out and drive it to the park to release it, no lie.

I was actually releasing a mouse when amych was in town for the fencing competition. She called me and I told her I was in the process of driving a mouse to the park, which I'm guessing is quite possibly the last thing she expected to hear.

*(Our joke is that my own love of peanut butter is so great that one night *I* am going to get caught by the trap. But at least I'll have a soft bed of shredded newspaper to land on.)


Sophia Brooks - Dec 30, 2010 4:25:21 pm PST #13662 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Somehow, I feel that mice in an actual house is OK, but when you are in an apartment, it is NO GO!

The only time I had mice was when the apartment under me was vacant.