My adorable niece posted this on FB: " since tomorrow's my birthday I'll finally be eligible for the TV show '16 and Pregnant'! dreams really do come true!!!!!!......#sarcasm."
Love her.
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Dec 22, 2010 10:26:11 am PST #12566 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
§ ita § - Dec 22, 2010 10:27:54 am PST #12567 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is she pregnant, Scrappy? Because otherwise she's only half eligible.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2010 10:28:25 am PST #12568 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
megan walker - Dec 22, 2010 10:34:07 am PST #12569 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I wasn't asking for that reason, missy!
Oh, sorry! I have t-mobile.
Scrappy - Dec 22, 2010 10:37:56 am PST #12570 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
No, not pregnant and not likely to be...unless Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day becomes available. Then, all bets are off.
javachik - Dec 22, 2010 10:38:01 am PST #12571 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Okie, noted. Thanks.
Consuela - Dec 22, 2010 10:54:11 am PST #12572 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
... and the division chief just emailed that he can't make my meeting at 1PM which was the only reason I came into the office today.
Allrighty then!
Dana - Dec 22, 2010 11:01:52 am PST #12573 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
If the stupid new updated VPN software won't work on my work laptop, then I don't have to actually do any work from home, right?
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 22, 2010 11:41:23 am PST #12574 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I guess it depends on how flexible your employers are about "have to" being contingent on to "am able to."
Wahoo! Just found out that we're getting year-end bonuses of some sort this year!
Kathy A - Dec 22, 2010 11:44:07 am PST #12575 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Yay for bonuses!!!
I was just talking to my coworker who just came in for the afternoon (she works from home on Wednesday mornings and then comes in to take care of the mail and other in-office stuff). She's going to be here until around 5:00, so when I told her I was going home at 4:30, she was cool with it. 45 minutes left, thank dog.