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Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 6:16:00 am PST #12300 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sis, it's rude to order stuff to be shipped to my apartment without my knowledge and later tell me I'm bringing it with me when I come to NY. I have flying issues, with the hassles and the glayvin and the stress headaches, and you just ASK. As is, I have no idea how much you're expecting me to tote.

Boss isn't in today.

Place smells like crap on toast.


Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2010 6:19:16 am PST #12301 of 30001
hwæt

When are you coming to NY, ita?


Strega - Dec 21, 2010 6:19:28 am PST #12302 of 30001

I was showing my geeky coworker the superhero jewelry on io9 yesterday, and she didn't know io9! What kind of geek is that??

...Lucky?

(Sorry, but I just can't stand it.)


Jesse - Dec 21, 2010 6:21:18 am PST #12303 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But you're aware of it! Is all I'm saying.

Basically I think everyone reads Gawker, even though that's demonstrably not true.

Also: I wish I were a person who wore two-finger rings. Because those were hot.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 6:27:55 am PST #12304 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wish I were a person who wore two-finger rings. Because those were hot.

Who is buying you that stuff? Because those were also expensive.

MLK Jr weekend, Tom. I'm not there really long, but I'm wondering--could you make breakfast on Monday?

Sorry, but I just can't stand it.

Hush your mouth! It's...it's...I dunno. It's fun. Even if I'm kinda one note there. Well, two notes. But still.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2010 6:29:46 am PST #12305 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Who is buying you that stuff? Because those were also expensive.

Well, yes, but the price is moot since I don't actually want them!


Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2010 6:32:08 am PST #12306 of 30001
hwæt

could you make breakfast on Monday?

That would be great! I understand if you have too much other stuff going on, though.


Amy - Dec 21, 2010 6:33:22 am PST #12307 of 30001
Because books.

I need to entice Scola to take the train down this way and take photos of all the cool historical stuff in town. Completely a selfless thing, I assure you. ::nods::


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2010 6:34:30 am PST #12308 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Museum Of Torture Tools


Allyson - Dec 21, 2010 6:37:57 am PST #12309 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

As part of my current mood of pure rage (we're going on a two week stretch!), I would like to propose a little game to the guy who forgets his key once a week, and comes and hovers at my desk until I stop what I stop doing what I am focused on doing, and let him into his office.

The game is this: You forget your key, and I ignore you. I will continue ignoring you until you desperately run crying, find a phone, and call security to let you in.

I get a point for every time you do this.

You get a point for every day after that you check your pocket for your fucking key.