Actual call from Omaha Steaks:
Omaha Steaks Guy: Hi there! Thanks for ordering steaks for Steven (my dad)! This is the last day to order in time for Christmas!
Me: No thanks, I'm all good.
Omaha Steaks Guy: So you won't be getting Jason (my brother, who got steaks for his bday) a Christmas gift this year?
Me: Probably not, because he's a Jew.
Omaha Steaks Guy: WE HAVE KOSHER CHEESECAKE!
Straits in the westfield center is also very good
We must counter pernicious mansplaining with a grandiose vagenda.
That's pretty funny Allyson.
Cluelessness, but enthusiastic
I DO NOT WANT YOUR NOT-AN-ANTI-SEMITE EXCUSE CHEESECAKE!
Hee.
Tscha. And white people gave black people freedom. Or SOMETHING.
I am suddenly very glad I work at home and have no social interaction with my coworkers.
Omaha Steaks Guy: WE HAVE KOSHER CHEESECAKE!
Points for creativity. Which are subtracted for being obnoxiously persistent.
OMG please stop, you guys! My head hurts already from reading Julian Assange's creepy "dating" emails on Gawker.