I am so tired of morons.
Maybe we can march them off to rocket ships to colonize Mars?
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - Dec 15, 2010 10:47:28 am PST #11337 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2010 10:51:22 am PST #11338 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am so tired of people who think there's no snow in Africa. Find another reason to think it's a dumb song, nitwit.
Steph L. - Dec 15, 2010 10:53:14 am PST #11339 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Hey Zeus, Crisco!"
That? Is AWESOME.
DavidS - Dec 15, 2010 10:54:51 am PST #11340 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
can I have an A because I do, in fact, know the information, and I showed up every day, and participated, plus, I am pretty damn cool.
"Heh heh heh....Heh. No. Also I'm docking you a letter grade for being an idiot, and making it a minus because you don't know what 'cool' is. Grotesque entitlement is not cool. Seriously. Not."
brenda, I recommend going old school and shouting, "Christ's Wounds!" Or maybe, "By the gleaming white eye sockets of Samson." Or borrowing from Ron Weasley, "Merlin's saggy left nutsack!"
beth b - Dec 15, 2010 10:55:49 am PST #11341 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
kumquat is a good one, I might try to use that
Allyson - Dec 15, 2010 10:56:21 am PST #11342 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am just sometimes still surprised at random acts of misogyny or sexism.
I feel like, "oh, wait, so in your head, I'm lesser in multiple ways because I have a vag."
And then they bring up some caveman shit like it's just evolution and not really my fault, and I'll never be equal because I can't write my name in the snow. Then come the stats about how men run all the fortune 500s and have made all the important historical contributions to humanity, but really, it's not my fault because I'm built for baby-having.
And I always want to get on a plane, go to England, get Margaret Thatcher, and have her kick the shit of the dude while screaming, "who's the alpha male now, bitch?"
Ginger - Dec 15, 2010 11:01:14 am PST #11343 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Maybe we can march them off to rocket ships to colonize Mars?
Like the C.M. Kornbluth story?
I'll never be equal because I can't write my name in the snow.
You could write it on his skin with an X-acto.
meara - Dec 15, 2010 11:01:23 am PST #11344 of 30001
Brenda, that is some crazy shit. Christ. But I love the suggestions here!
Bon, I kinda heart that email. "what classes are you teaching next semester? If you give me an A I will take them and rate you highly"
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:01:36 am PST #11345 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Y'all are making me laugh out loud! Kumquat is one of my favorite words, I think it'd be a great swear word! Jellyfuck and Hey Zeus Crisco are also excellent. I'm also agreeing on trying not to say things like "son of a bitch" and "bastard". Being a bitch isn't always so bad, and let's not bring their parents into it!
Just don't start with one and switch to the other midword, brenda. I doubt she'd appreciate Jesusfucker either.
Spidra Webster - Dec 15, 2010 11:05:10 am PST #11346 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Congrats, Aims!