Just got the following email from the person who sits in the next cube to me.
Jesus Christ.
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Dec 15, 2010 9:54:02 am PST #11298 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Jessica - Dec 15, 2010 9:54:22 am PST #11299 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Brenda, I think the only sane answer is to start saying "motherfucker" instead. You know, out of respect.
Sparky1 - Dec 15, 2010 9:54:31 am PST #11300 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Jesus Mary & Joseph
brenda m - Dec 15, 2010 9:54:31 am PST #11301 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Pretty much my reaction, yeah.
Consuela - Dec 15, 2010 9:54:36 am PST #11302 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Brenda, I find "Flying Spaghetti Monster!" to be very useful for those moments. Or "Fuck a flying dead duck!" Or "Dear sweet jebuslug!"
Liese S. - Dec 15, 2010 9:54:46 am PST #11303 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I am doing my job! Oh, you`re talking to Jesse. Guilty conscience.
Thank goodness, Suela. Here`s hoping for a smooth transition, with raise!
I have painted my nails Verde from the Nubar Venetian Glass collection and this has apparently made me less homicidal, and it turns out I`m having quite a productive morning.
This afternoon is our last party, and then we`re on Christmas break. Or I am, anyway. The SO is working way too many holiday hours at the music store lessons. But I will be done, whoot. So now I need to do some self-assessment to see what needs doing over the next few weeks. I want to strike a balance of getting big boring work tasks done, big boring household tasks done, plus actually having the sensation of having time off. It will take a lot of discipline to achieve, so I may need to call on youse guys.
Oh, and the next Onerous Task day ended up the day after the concert & party, so it`ll be good, because I`ll want to lie around, but there will be lots to do. And if I do it, I could then have a nice clean house for the rest of the party. I mean, holiday season.
Jesse - Dec 15, 2010 9:54:49 am PST #11304 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Holy shit.
Sparky1 - Dec 15, 2010 9:56:36 am PST #11305 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
You could always tell her you're not saying out of frustration, but praying loudly.
msbelle - Dec 15, 2010 9:59:24 am PST #11306 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I sold the PS2. YAY!
oh brenda. you could do like my religious great grandmother and say "Judas Jesse".
Atropa - Dec 15, 2010 10:00:54 am PST #11307 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Just got the following email from the person who sits in the next cube to me.
Switch to Sweet Zombie Jesus.
Thank you for the reminder, ita! I just Twittered about it.