No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 30, 2010 6:01:08 am PDT #9738 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I mentioned before a professor's name I ran across while working in the University mail room: Richard Face.


sumi - Jun 30, 2010 6:01:22 am PDT #9739 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Wimbledon: He lost it 3-6 - that's not good.

Sorry about that!


Sophia Brooks - Jun 30, 2010 6:01:58 am PDT #9740 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

To be fair- Richard 'Dick' GoDown might be old enough that he was named before the slang 'Dick' was in common use for the penis, rather than a detective. Although I always laugh when some old-timey detective talks about being a 'Private Dick'. Because I am 12.


Trudy Booth - Jun 30, 2010 6:03:37 am PDT #9741 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sometimes I think there should be a Dirty Mind Hotline that people can use to check whether their child's name or their new product will evoke snickers. For example, I don't think that when Target named its product line Up that it occurred to the name geniuses that one of Target's branded products is hemorrhoid suppositories.

I should consult. SPP Consulting: For All Your Innuendo* Needs

* In WHO'S endo?


Sophia Brooks - Jun 30, 2010 6:05:22 am PDT #9742 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Actually thinking about this, I almost died laughing inside when my boss wrote an email to her male student telling him he was "on her 'to-do' list".


tommyrot - Jun 30, 2010 6:08:09 am PDT #9743 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Although I always laugh when some old-timey detective talks about being a 'Private Dick'. Because I am 12.

In the movie Barfly, a rich woman hired a private detective to find the writer. At some point she calls him an asshole. So he says, "You hired a dick to find an asshole?"


Gudanov - Jun 30, 2010 6:11:27 am PDT #9744 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

That's getting close to the 3-kinds-of-people speech in Team America.


sumi - Jun 30, 2010 6:13:02 am PDT #9745 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Wimbledon: Looks like Rafa is awake now.


Sue - Jun 30, 2010 6:18:21 am PDT #9746 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Thanks guys!


Dana - Jun 30, 2010 6:21:11 am PDT #9747 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

People are making noise outside my office, and I am trying to listen to Wimbledon!