So I was back from Target and TJs by noon and threw in some laundry. Once I popped it into the dryer, realized I had a headache and decided to lie down. Mister Kitty joined me, tucked up in my armpit and then Loki lay down on my torso. That was 90 minutes ago. Whoops. I totally passed out. Not sure how that happened.

Pool now.

I was idly looking at paper shredders at office supply stores. They are more expensive than I expected.

I have a cheap-ass shredder, and it's fine for home use. Even though I don't use it often! It's not cross-cut, so if you are really paranoid, you'd want better, but I think I paid like $15.

I would totally buy something cheap-ass, but no one seems to have them. They have moderate-ass, which is like $35 or $40.

I figure I'll be down to my goal weight by middle of 2013 or so.

BADASS!

I have a cheap-ass shredder, and it's fine for home use. Even though I don't use it often! It's not cross-cut, so if you are really paranoid, you'd want better, but I think I paid like $15.

I find this hard to believe! Our cheap-ass shredder punked out in less than a year.

I've had to pick paper out of it, but I've had it for a couple of years. It'll probably break the next time I use it...

They have moderate-ass, which is like $35 or $40.

Huh. Yeah, that's probably still worthwhile, I guess.

We used to have a shredder, but we got rid of it. It's like the ultimate irony in decluttering.

Yeah, I buy serious ass paper shredders, because I am a shredding lunatic. I went through, like, five in the seven years we`ve been a company. But I shred lots of personal stuff, too. I`ll shred anything that has our address or any personal info, and I sometimes shred stuff that doesn`t but indicates our proclivities, so you can imagine how I feel about facebook levels of personal info.

And yeah, as far as I`m concerned, cross cut is worth the money. It is not that hard to reassemble a straight cut. And I buy shredder oil too. It helps.