I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Sep 17, 2010 7:29:57 pm PDT #24577 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Also, note to Noah's preschool. I get WHY you don't want kids at Back to School night. But this is a required parent meeting and you want me to bring potluck AND no kids are allowed? After work work on a Monday? WTF?!


Zenkitty - Sep 17, 2010 7:31:16 pm PDT #24578 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Can't hurt, right?

I'm pretty sure it hurts. Which is why I haven't done it. I worry that the amount of valium I'll need to take to not freak out while a giant machine flattens some precious portion of my anatomy is also an amount that will make it difficult for me to remain standing during said procedure. Then I think about fainting while my tit is in the crusher, and then I have to stop thinking.


Burrell - Sep 17, 2010 7:36:51 pm PDT #24579 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Why can't your OBGYN be your GP? Esp if you like her.

Our school has kids come to Back to School Night and it's a bit of a clusterfuck of chaos. I don't think any meaningful info can be conveyed in that environment. That said, the kids think it's a blast.

I'm pretty sure it hurts.

Oh, well now that you mention it, it is a bit awkward and uncomfortable. I wouldn't go so far as to say it hurts.


sarameg - Sep 17, 2010 7:37:54 pm PDT #24580 of 30001

I don't have a GP. Problem. But I have a dentist, damnit.

Oh HAI big RAT setting off my neighbor's motion detector lights! You are large, and oddly, Loki missed you completely. Do not live in my garage, please. Gah, need to open that up someday.


§ ita § - Sep 17, 2010 7:38:53 pm PDT #24581 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have never had an OB/Gyn. My internist took care of all those things. I hope my new one does that too. It's the same office as my old do-it-all. I hope he has the same practices. I don't want another new doctor. I have enough medical professionals in my life. The ER guys take up a serious chunk of my attention span. Seriously, they're kinda part of my social life.

I think mammos can be wildly uncomfortable, but painful? I hope not.

Okay, call done. God, that was way worth being alert for.


shrift - Sep 17, 2010 7:48:46 pm PDT #24582 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The grocery store I went to on the way home didn't have gorgonzola. This peeves me because I wanted to make gorgonzola polenta this weekend.

I have been given a relatively clean bill of health by the doctor, aside from the usual problems, but I'm looking askance at the information sheets on some of the new drugs I'll be starting.


Zenkitty - Sep 17, 2010 7:52:38 pm PDT #24583 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's possible that I'm freaking out about freaking out, more than pain. Though, my sister said it hurt, using a colorful metaphor.


shrift - Sep 17, 2010 8:00:41 pm PDT #24584 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's possible that I'm freaking out about freaking out, more than pain.

In solidarity, there are a couple of things on my To Do list that I am avoiding doing like whoa. If someone yelled at me about them, it probably would make me even less likely to get it done.

t fistbump We'll get it done eventually, right?


Burrell - Sep 17, 2010 8:03:12 pm PDT #24585 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I didn't mean to sound glib, Zen. I am sure there's a range of responses to having a mammo. I can only say it didn't hurt me.


Liese S. - Sep 17, 2010 8:09:58 pm PDT #24586 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I will pipe up and say that I too am on the Scary! side of girly bits stuff. PLUS I get an extra measure of prudishness, and yeah, I don`t have a GP and I don`t have an OB/GYN and I haven`t gotten them done. And I should know better, because I have friends with breast cancer. But I have to say, in the back of my mind I`m all, they can do that freakish nakey airport scan but they can`t work out a noninvasive way to test for this stuff? C`mon, science.