I don't know how to draw things that aren't people. I mean, if I were to draw boxes, I'd have to think about it, which defeats the point. I can draw people and it helps me focus, because it leaves the rest of my brain free to listen.

What to do when body parts fall off.

Joaquin Phoenix was faking it.

That NYT article freaked me out because the byline was South Pasadena. For a minute I thought they were personalizing content for me.

In random work news, I had a conversation today with someone who was AWESOME, and I'm still thinking about it! Too bad what she was telling me wasn't helping me with my work, but it was super interesting.

One class down...5 to go. I really just want to go home and go to sleep now, please.

Vroman's is booked through December, so I need to figure out where to have a book release event. For some reason, I am mentally unable to figure out what to do.

I'm also terrified that even if I do figure out what to do, no one will come.

Remember when I used to be good at this shit? Remember? What happened?

hivemind question!

i've booked a car service to take me to and from the airport when i come to Chicago next month, but the company seems kind of flaky. does anyone know of a legit and non-flaky car service that i can use?

I had a macro-nap. I have to go to work tomorrow, so I hope I start feeling better soon.

so I need to figure out where to have a book release event. For some reason, I am mentally unable to figure out what to do.

secretly hoping you'll do one near new years in SF... I have a bat-loving urchin who... um, loves bats. and hello kitty.

My friends on Facebook are posting about a tornado in Brooklyn? WTFF?!

I meant to say, my Facebook was blowing up with this as well. Damn hipster tornados.

Hodgman was funny about the tornado on twitter:

I know other cities have "tornados". But you really haven't had one til you've had an AUTHENTIC Brooklyn tornado.