Jesse, I figure if I get audited or something, I'll need to have those things to reconstruct stuff. So that's why I keep them as long as taxes. I wish to god I could afford an accountant but I can't. And I suck at math so my financial accounts are not gathered nor tidy.
Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 3:27:03 pm PDT #22863 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Zenkitty - Sep 08, 2010 3:27:54 pm PDT #22864 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
All my paystubs are online. I don't even get paper ones anymore. I love it - the less paper in my house, the better.
Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 3:29:11 pm PDT #22865 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, I wish mine were paper! Edit: I mean, NOT paper. The other kind.
My taxes are basically just my income, so there's nothing to prove outside of that, even in case of an audit.
Tom Scola - Sep 08, 2010 3:31:10 pm PDT #22866 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 3:32:05 pm PDT #22867 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
My income has been weird for a number of years due to intermittently being on state disability or SSDI or having an FSA account or old dotcom stock from when I worked in that or releasing an album that hasn't even gone into the black yet. A lot of people would find that stuff pretty simple but I get really intimidated by it.
Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2010 3:34:07 pm PDT #22868 of 30001
brillig
I didn't realize I qualified for earned income and such until I ran my taxes through Turbo Tax. There's a few thousand of refunds I've missed over the years.
Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 3:35:56 pm PDT #22869 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Wouldn't a liveblog of the Rapture be pretty short?
11:01 am - Ok, Rapture time! Hey look, a white ligh---
brenda m - Sep 08, 2010 3:36:24 pm PDT #22870 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
You can probably refile the last couple of years. After three years I think you're SOL though.
Sheryl - Sep 08, 2010 3:38:33 pm PDT #22871 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
No Rapture here. Of course, I was in synagogue this evening....
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 3:39:52 pm PDT #22872 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wouldn't a liveblog of the Rapture be pretty short?
See, I think a liveblog would be more fun if, you know, they got their calculations wrong and there was no rapture.
11:01 am - Rapture time!
12:30 pm - still waiting
1:55 pm Anyone seen anything happen?
etc....
And finally...
11:01 am (next day) - Fuck it - I'm gonna get drunk and have gay sex!