Automated interview? I hope you don't get one of those, Erin. Best of luck?
I totally thought this was shopped the first time I saw it. Not. Creepy.
Xander: Am I right, Giles? Giles: I'm almost certain you're not. Though, to be fair, I haven't been
listening.
'Sleeper'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 07, 2010 2:30:57 pm PDT #22638 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Sep 07, 2010 2:32:26 pm PDT #22639 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Too creepy!
It must be fall: I have banana bread in the oven. Yes, of the three bananas I bought the other day, I only ate one before they got more ripe than I like. Oops.
smonster - Sep 07, 2010 2:33:01 pm PDT #22640 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Best of luck, Erin! Sounds fab!
Dear postal worker,
Thank you for the timely delivery of my packages. In no way do I fault you for the minor tear on one package. However, please don't leave the porch door open for my cats to escape.
Signed,
Thankful my porch door is loud
(cats are fine, didn't escape)
smonster - Sep 07, 2010 2:35:06 pm PDT #22641 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
The lidless eye!
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2010 2:35:42 pm PDT #22642 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I totally thought this was shopped the first time I saw it. Not. Creepy.
I think it's pretty.
§ ita § - Sep 07, 2010 2:36:01 pm PDT #22643 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm still mad at the postal worker that delivered a package by putting it on my balcony. I'm one floor up, see. No way to get it up there without either throwing it or scaling the building. Also, I almost never go on my balcony, so I almost reported the package undelivered.
§ ita § - Sep 07, 2010 2:36:16 pm PDT #22644 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it's pretty.
YOU LIKE HAIRLESS CATS.
Strix - Sep 07, 2010 2:45:22 pm PDT #22645 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Automated interview? I hope you don't get one of those, Erin.
No, no. Your standard academic hiring committee -- 6 people. Which is fine; I generally interview quite well.
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2010 2:45:31 pm PDT #22646 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - Sep 07, 2010 2:47:17 pm PDT #22647 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Our mailperson would probably pry open the door and lure the animals out on purpose if she thought of it. Maybe set off some firecrackers to make sure they ran far.
My neighborhood is served by what is known to be one of the worst post offices in the city (and this is Chicago, so the bar is pretty low), and our actual person is the fucking worst. About once a year she decides that our mailboxes are unsafe and we get no mail at all for a month. Other times she just randomly shoves shit into whoevers mailbox is closest. My last Amazon package took two weeks of back and forth to get to me from the first time she left a "could not deliver" notice instead of just leaving it by the fucking back door like usual.