They do. Stop feeding Ryan nutritious stuff, otherwise they get smart and grow up and leave and stuff.
So
that's
his nefarious plan! We may have caught him just in time, he already understands "Where are the penguins?" in TWO languages. Wanting to borrow the car is surely not far behind.
Though Emeline recently wanted to know WHY people don't live with their parents forever and that she "would never ever" leave me and Joe alone without her - ever.
Aww. Though she does sound a little like the special guest star on
Criminal Minds.
General ~ma to all Buffistas and baby Buffistas!
so I head for my car after I stop for breakfast this morning, and there's a trail of liquid leading out from underneath. I should have stuck my finger in it to see what that liquid was, but The Nile Cruise seized me and I got in and started the engine, praying I wasn't about to go up in a ball of fire. I obviously didn't, but there are slightly different clunky noises among the other clunky noises. When I leave tonight I'll investigate the oil and the radiator. I hope it's not the radiator, we just had a new one put in.
Bah. Sometime overnight my jaw
popped partially out of joint, and now I can't get it back.
Am waiting for my dentist to call back to see if he can do anything. Else maybe I can find an orthodontist.
edit to add whitefont....
A very funny commentator on the Salt Lake Tribune (the "liberal" paper here) went to Burning Man.
[link]
It's funny and touching and the commentary gives me hope for the area.
Bah. Dentist said there's probably not much he can do. He said usually things should go back to where they belong on their own. Also said to try applying heat.
Ouch, tommyrot! Are you stuck with your mouth open? That happened to my jaw once, and my mouth got stuck open. My then-boyfriend couldn't stop making snide remarks. It finally slipped back into place on its own.
Are you stuck with your mouth open?
Nope. I've had that happen a number of times but not this time. Right now it's
out of joint on one side, so my jaw is further forward and to the side of
where it usually is.
Chewing is very difficult, so I think I'll be on soup and oatmeal diet until this gets better.
A muscle relaxant might help, if you have any handy.
