Man holds hostages at Discovery TV building
Lee appears to have posted environmental and population-control demands online, saying humans are ruining the planet and that Discovery should develop programs to sound the alarm.
“I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it,” the alleged manifesto reads, adding:"Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans.”
I could so go for a Peets coffee and a visit to the Cheese Board right now.
One of Emmett's Little League coaches was one of the founders of the Cheese Board.
Admit it. One of you came up with this.
[music autoplay warning] There's a site called unhearit that plays an allegedly catchy song to dislodge earworms. That's its raison d'être.
you know what we do need humans for? to run the tv programs you wants aired, buddy. good luck getting the squirrels to do that.
sad to say, I agree with the wakkadoodle.
and, of course, the Squirrels.
I kind of love this part.
Somehow "the security guard outfit" does not have the same lascivious import as "the nurse outfit"
I tried, though.
If squirrels can make television the hour drama is fucked.
If squirrels can make television the hour drama is fucked.
Reality tv should improve, though.
Now I'm wondering--was Remington a reformed criminal, or an abstaining one?
Getting back to this late, he was either abstaining or it was left ambiguous, IIRC.
ION - Hedgehogs!!! [link]
That is so cute I nearly didn't survive. The tummeh rubbing... oh the tummeh rubbing...
I should have called it Sterling Syndrome because I was really thinking of that character specifically.
That is what it is. You are never supposed to root for him, it seems, when he's doing the right thing. When he's a bad person (halloo Crowley!) it seems easier.
he was either abstaining or it was left ambiguous, IIRC.
Out of the love of a lady...blech. Not that I didn't watch it all. I just don't remember it all.
Drinking an orange mango smoothie from Starbucks. It tastes like neither orange nor mango.
