Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

'War Stories'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 7:42:20 am PDT #20622 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows

From ThinkGeek, of course.


§ ita § - Aug 27, 2010 7:59:46 am PDT #20623 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That last minute 5-7 drinks invite with co-workers on a Friday? DNW. Except it's a farewell to a co-worker I like. Damn you! I need to go home ASAP.


tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 8:13:33 am PDT #20624 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This Dan Savage quote (on Sullivan's blog) amused me:

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I have no beef with evangelical Christians who support full civil equality for gays and lesbians despite believing that gay sex is a sin. Heck, I'll personally mow the lawns of evangelical Christians who are willing to refrain from actively persecuting gays and lesbians. I've said that it's a mistake to get into arguments about theology with people, and that people have a right to their own beliefs. I don't care if someone thinks I'm going to hell when I die and I'm not going to argue with him for the same reason I'm not going to argue with someone who believes that I'm going to the lost continent of Atlantis when I go on vacation.

All gays and lesbians want from evangelical Christians is the same deal the Jews and the yoga and instructors and the atheists and the divorced and the adulterers and the rich all get: full civil equality despite the going-to-hell business. (And isn't hell punishment enough? Do we have to be persecuted here on earth too? It's almost as if they don't trust God to persecute us after we die. Have a little faith, people!)

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bon bon - Aug 27, 2010 8:13:38 am PDT #20625 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That last minute 5-7 drinks invite with co-workers on a Friday? DNW. Except it's a farewell to a co-worker I like. Damn you! I need to go home ASAP.

You could go to the no-pants party I'm going to tonight!


§ ita § - Aug 27, 2010 8:15:58 am PDT #20626 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You could go to the no-pants party I'm going to tonight!

British pants, or will everyone be be-skirted?

Someone somewhere else asked "who did you like before their big break" and I was IMDBing to check my cites, and I realised I crushed on Christian Kane in his first TV role. I feel quite dirty, because it was really a crap show (Fame LA).


bon bon - Aug 27, 2010 8:18:22 am PDT #20627 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

American pants, and apparently no skirts either. I dunno. The host is a hippie friend. I think I am going in sarong. I think Bob is going like Risky Business.


javachik - Aug 27, 2010 8:20:26 am PDT #20628 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Speaking of lyrics that render us twitchy, I hate how much I love Eminem's song that has Rihanna singing the chorus. The lyrics and sentiment are bloody terribly but hot damn it's so purty. (I really, really adore all of Eminem's music, so I am long-acquainted with ignoring lots of twitchy shit in his songs.) Add Rihanna's history with Chris Brown and I'm just like "wuh??? wuhhh?? WTF?? But song so pretty..."

I'm driving away from this house as an inhabitant for the last time today. New house ahoy! Meep.

SO FRAKKING EXCITING!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 27, 2010 8:23:08 am PDT #20629 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Here's where I shamefacedly admit that I really liked Julia Roberts in Baja Oklahoma and Mystic Pizza before she hit it big.

Actually, I tend to enjoy her when she's interacting with other actresses that I like, like Lesley Ann Warren, Lili Taylor, and Sally Field. It's when she's the maniacally grinning and laughing center of the universe for a movieful of men that I can't stand her.


Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2010 8:23:37 am PDT #20630 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Well, yeah. If I refused to listen to everything that made me twitchy, I'd miss out on a lot of stuff I love.


tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 8:24:17 am PDT #20631 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jesus Christ.

Want to be class president? Not if you're black, in one Miss. school

If you’re black and a student at one public middle school in Mississippi, you can’t run for president – only whites need apply.

Nettleton Middle School in Nettleton, Miss., has segregated its elected class positions by race, according to a memo sent home with children at the school last week that was obtained by NBC News.

The memo was first brought to light when Brandy Springer, a mother of four children, contacted blogger Suzy Richardson, founder and editor of the blog mixedandhappy.com. It was also reported by Gawker.

“My [eighth-grade] daughter came home from[Nettleton] school telling me that she wanted to try out for the school reporter, but it is only open to black students,” Springer wrote Richardson. “They told her ‘she should run for class president, that was open to only white students.'”

The memo indicates that only white students can be president of the school’s eighth grade, while only black students can be vice president.

In seventh grade, whites are the only ones who can be both president and vice president, while the only position a black student at Nettleton can apply for in sixth grade is that of the class reporter.