Otis the cat is overweight, so his human put him on an elliptical trainer. The cat was fascinated with it. As Otis explored the machine, he hopped from step to step, operating it.
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 25, 2010 12:09:13 pm PDT #20148 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Strix - Aug 25, 2010 12:27:52 pm PDT #20149 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hee, that is awesome!
Amy - Aug 25, 2010 12:52:24 pm PDT #20150 of 30001
Because books.
Good-byes are full of sad. Thank god all you people are going to be right here where you're supposed to be after we move.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 25, 2010 12:59:20 pm PDT #20151 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I hear you, Amy.
meara - Aug 25, 2010 1:01:22 pm PDT #20152 of 30001
I had someone respond (a month later) to an email I had sent with an attached word doc, saying "I only got the first page of your letter, can you send it again?". My reply was hard to write "um, try reprinting from the word doc, because thats an issue with your printer, not with what I sent??"
Sophia Brooks - Aug 25, 2010 1:05:00 pm PDT #20153 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
tn pounds is fat for a kitty? I had a 27 pounder once!
Daisy Jane - Aug 25, 2010 1:05:11 pm PDT #20154 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And it's probably because they don't have enough paper in the printer (or ink) and now they're going to be all "Now NONE of it is coming through!"
Well, hello there, despair at the average intelligence of my fellow humans! I...really haven't missed you at all.
Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 1:11:01 pm PDT #20155 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Thank god all you people are going to be right here where you're supposed to be after we move.
True fact.
Sheryl - Aug 25, 2010 1:13:31 pm PDT #20156 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
I've got my car back. They replaced the cam shaft sensor and the starter motor to the tune of $915. Ugh.
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 1:35:45 pm PDT #20157 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's about the level of equivocation I expect from a Salon parenting article, although I don't read them too often. Horrified, but find me open minded!