Oh dear God:

China Traffic Jam Enters 9th Day, Spans Over 60 Mile

At least it's not like those 20-year traffic jams in that Doctor Who episode....

China Traffic Jam Enters 9th Day, Spans Over 60 Mile

Woah. I will never complain about the PA turnpike again.

Dubai Camel Milk Producers Hope To Export 'Camelicious' Brand (PHOTOS)

European Union health regulators in July cleared the United Arab Emirates to become the first major exporter of camel milk products to the 27-nation bloc. If onsite inspections and other EU tests pass muster, the first batches of powdered camel milk could be heading to European shelves next year -- and at some point possibly to Asia and America.

"We know this isn't what you'd call a mainstream product in the West," said David Wernery, legal adviser for the Camelicious brand, whose parent company goes by the more staid name of Emirates Industry for Camel Milk & Products. "We're thinking about health food stores and alternative markets. It's probably going to be a niche thing at first."

It would be something of a coming-out party for the small but passionate community that describes camel milk in awed tones.

It has at least three times more vitamin C than cow's milk and is considered an alternative for the lactose-intolerant. Researchers have studied possible roles for camel milk in fighting bacteria, tumors and diabetes, as well as traditional uses such as a treatment for liver disease across the range from central Asia to North Africa.

9 Signs Your Husband Is GAY, According To ChristWire.org (PHOTOS)

He Has A "Love Of Pop Culture" Including "'Glee' And 'The Golden Girls'

"It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm."

Huh. I must be gay then.

He's "Sassy, Sarcastic And Ironic Around His Friends"

Huh.

The flush lever on my toilet broke. I'm hoping Ace Hardware will have what I need so I can fix it and feel like a grown up.

"It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm."

Aw. I didn't know it was time for Stereotypalooza again!

"It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm."

So if *I'm* the hard-core SF nut and he watches Glee, does that mean we're both gay?

I'm afraid so Jess. Maybe you should have stayed in Canada, where your marriage would then be legit.

So (not) nice I said it twice.

Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex 'hook ups.' They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels.

My man isn't gay... but I'm starting to think this writer is.