Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2010 8:51:23 am PDT #18664 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We had someone at my Michigan job who not only lied about her duration of employment with us, but she called and complained to us when we told the truth about how short a time she'd worked with us.

I'd pretty much asked her in the interview if she really wanted to work with us--I could tell from her presentation that she was a really poor fit, and boy, was that true. She quit inside of a month. She was expecting us to lie for her? The fuck?


Aims - Aug 18, 2010 8:55:39 am PDT #18665 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm with Jess. If I'm pissed off, I don't want to have sex with you.

I'm with these guys. We actually had a conversation/discussion with friends awhile back about this very thing where the other guy in the conversation didn't understand the difference between being angry and therefore not In The Mood and withholding sex just to get your point across. I had a boyfriend a long time ago tell me, "Never use sex as a weapon because it's a bomb and you'll get hurt, too." and he was totally right.


Trudy Booth - Aug 18, 2010 8:57:16 am PDT #18666 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Did anyone imply that this was going on in any Buffista household?

I don't think anyone did. I took the comment as a tangent from the general discussion... we do tend to tangent.


hippocampus - Aug 18, 2010 9:01:27 am PDT #18667 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

NO! I need today to be functional! Yesterday was broken! Or, okay, maybe it was just me. But for serious, people, I need to kick some productivity ass.

Liese, you can have any remnants of functionality that fell out of today when I broke it.


Jars - Aug 18, 2010 9:03:30 am PDT #18668 of 30001

Miss Finland's name is Vivi Pumpanen? VIVI PUMPANEN?! If I had to make up an hilarious Finnish porn name, that would be near the top of my list.


P.M. Marc - Aug 18, 2010 9:07:45 am PDT #18669 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Paging Hecubus! Paging Hecubus!

Hec, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to track me down 1960s era pictures of British actress Wanda Ventham. She's SHINY.


Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2010 9:08:17 am PDT #18670 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We had someone at my Michigan job who not only lied about her duration of employment with us, but she called and complained to us when we told the truth about how short a time she'd worked with us.

Wow. Some people.


Amy - Aug 18, 2010 9:11:44 am PDT #18671 of 30001
Because books.

My day isn't broken but it is in several piles and untaped boxes.

I hate chaos. ::twitches::


Liese S. - Aug 18, 2010 9:18:17 am PDT #18672 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Liese, you can have any remnants of functionality that fell out of today when I broke it.

Okay. Instant Boss is helping.


Zenkitty - Aug 18, 2010 9:20:31 am PDT #18673 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

At this point I suspect my whole week is broken.

But in news of awesomer things, there's this video: Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury. Need I say, NSFW?