I'm unclear how much of this is the "small child" part and how much is the "Jamaican" part. ita, can you verify?
It's not particularly thick patois. And she's speaking very affectedly, quite like an adult. She's definitely performing, whether for the camera or the guy talking, I don't know. But that's not a kiddie accent. That's an adult way of speaking, and everything she's saying is along the lines of exasperation with a recalcitrant child.
But it's totally authentic-sounding patois. More accent than dialogue.
I hate waking up and realising you left last night's dinner out on the stove. On the other hand, it tasted disgusting, so maybe my subconscious was at work here. Never again to use the spices that come with the Ralph's stir fry package. There's no flavour there.
Ugh, headache. Meds tonight.
Hi Cody! Hi!
I was trying to figure out why I am so tired, and I remembered I stayed up too late finishing a book. Because it wasn't very good, but it was a mystery, so I needed to see what all shook out. But really, not very good.
Can someone explain why I can have a really good night's sleep and feel more gronked than the day before when I barely got any? Is it because I'm still making up the difference? Because it's really annoying.
I can't stop laughing at this - trailer for Twitter movie.
(If you haven't seen the real trailer for the real Facebook movie, watch that first.)
Also, Cody is adorable, cashmere!
Boss lady's office Pinked! [link] [link]
Boss lady's office Pinked!
Heh. Nicely done.
In high school, my friend's brother and his friend *tilted* my friend's entire bedroom while she was out. Hung everything on a slant, propped up the furniture on one side. It was trippy. I think illicit substances were involved.
Love the pink!
We tinfoiled my co-worker's cube once. And I mean *everything* - desk, chair, each individual pen...it was awesome.
She sent us a note this morning saying that she liked it and thanking us for not touching her bear collection because she likes us and doesn't want to have to kill anyone.
