Dude, why IS all religious headgear so funny-looking? I'M LOOKING AT YOU, POPE.

The Pope-hat is silly-looking to the extreme. It must have been impressive once upon a time! But I think headscarves are pretty. There are certainly bad hair days when I wish I could just put on a pretty headscarf and go out without anyone assuming anything about me. Or looking like I'm trying to usurp someone else's culture.

Today has been a delayed onset Monday.

My late lunch consisted of a green apple, a pear, a plum, a banana, and an Oats 'N Honey bar.

I feel like I need ice cream to balance this out.

Funny headgear is why it is so much fun to design nun costumes for comedies! The sky is the limit, thanks to the Flying Nun!

Aims, your sane friend on FB just had me laughing so hard I am crying!

Yarmulkes are fairly innocuous

Did you see the one Nilly made for her then husband to be? So cool.

I am always suspicious when Mondays go well. Today, my suspicions were justified.

Man, I hope I do not have to get a new license. I do not have 6 points of identification Unless I can find my high school diploma?

You can't just get them to mail you one over the internet?

Yarmulkes are fairly innocuous

I had a friend in high school who crocheted kippahs, and hers were totally not. Teddy bears, football teams, train sets, anything you wanted, she did in techicolour.

Wait, is there such a thing as technicolour? Does it have to be Technicolor?

I have to fax in 6 points of identity. But I do not have a passport, and a birth certificate only counts a proof date of birth, not name. I doubt I have a W-2 I can find, and my health insurance card (which I will need to get replaced) does not have my address pre-printed on it. So I have SS card (2 pts), Major credit Card (1), Work ID (1), Utility Bill (1)-- I need one more point! Which means finding a W-2 or High School Diploma.