One of my friends invented the term "porkflopper" for all the dudes who are walking around Brooklyn wearing porkpie hats, shorts, and flip-flops.

BTW, Brooklyn, thanks ever so much for sending all the porkfloppers to New Orleans last month for Tales of the Cocktail- here's hoping your resident hipster douchbags are back home up north.

New Orleans has enough hipsters as it is, having them temporarily imported made for craziness!

The Winchesters do *nothing* for me.

Me either, erika.

and I am like unto a limpet clinging to the slimy rock that is my point

I just wanted to see that again.

Heh. I have a friend who won a best margarita competition at Tales of the Cocktail. She's no hipster, though.

Does her name begin with an A? Because I helped out a tequila tasting that she created a cocktail for! I like her blog, too... (if we are talking about the same person)

Me either, erika.

And you're someone who'll marry Eliot, I'm just... I dunno.

Seriously, of all the FCM results, that one's largest in my mind? I just can't get over not marrying Hardison. Craxxy talk.

Timelies all!

Healthma to your brother, amyth.

much ~ma to your brother, amyth.

She's no hipster, though.

I'm sure someone thinks she is. It's all a matter of perspective.

In other news, I'd really like a margarita right now. Today was kind of hard. I'm such a huge money drain in my household right now. Unexpected car and eye doctor expenses. feh. Also, it is really hot! And my head hurts from having my eyes dilated today. And my back hurts from injuring it at the farmer's market sunday. And wah wah wah wah wah

My definition of a hipster is simple: are you someone wearing some item of clothing or accessory as an ironic, cooler-than-thou statment, yet are rolling your eyes at my wardrobe choices? Then you are a hipster.

I realize this definition won't work for anyone else. Sorry.