There were all these leftovers from the funeral reception we were being urged to take. As usual, I didn't leap to it because I thought I'd be good about my diet. But today my hands hurt and I don't want to cook and a bunch of prepared food would sure have gone down well, damn the glycemic content.
Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.
'A Hole in the World'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Spidra Webster - Aug 10, 2010 2:41:00 pm PDT #17234 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Cashmere - Aug 10, 2010 2:41:42 pm PDT #17235 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It's not the same feelings as seeing the CSI truck pull up and start digging in the neighbor's back yard but still. This kid BEGS to have Owen over to his house to play.
Who called the whiteboard quitter as fake?
Buffistas is smart.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 10, 2010 2:42:54 pm PDT #17236 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Wow, Cashmere.
Also, poor son.
-t - Aug 10, 2010 2:43:58 pm PDT #17237 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, Cash. I'm so sorry you have to deal with that.
Cashmere - Aug 10, 2010 2:44:32 pm PDT #17238 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm pretty sure the mom doesn't invite kids over. He's a good kid. I'll still have him over--they have a lot of fun playing together.
I'm still a little in shock.
Amy - Aug 10, 2010 2:45:27 pm PDT #17239 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, Cash. Ugh. That poor kid. And you. That's really unsettling.
Jesse - Aug 10, 2010 2:47:14 pm PDT #17240 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'll still have him over--they have a lot of fun playing together.
Yeah, I was going to say -- I hope you have the kid over more.
Anne W. - Aug 10, 2010 2:56:13 pm PDT #17241 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Cashmere, yikes. I don't blame you for being in shock.
Lee - Aug 10, 2010 2:57:18 pm PDT #17242 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Definite UGH, Cashmere. Poor kid.
Juliebird - Aug 10, 2010 2:57:30 pm PDT #17243 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
It's eleventh hour (this is due Friday) and I suddenly got roped into finishing a project that's been ongoing for months. It's a podcast for the arboretum and it's been titled "Trees Talkin' Trash", and it's a guided tour of the arboretum geared towards third to fifth graders using the existing trees anthropomorphized into characters talking about the history of the place and the environment both naturalist and political. And the script is one fucking long monologue and there's nothing trashy about it.
So, in the interests of young folk who would be listening, what constitutes appropriate smack-talk? I'm trying to introduce some sarcasm, and am tempted at some "you're momma was an acorn" jokes. I just can't believe this shit was put in my lap and it's due FRIDAY and the two education staff and the intern who originally wrote the script came up with this boring crap. And I'm the only one saying it's so, and so I've gotten stuck with the overhaul. I don't know kids! I'm having visions of The Last Unicorn and Butterfly being the fucking crazy narrator and one of the trees being the Douglas Fir molesting Schmendrick.