Miss Alphabet

Ceejay Epton of Doncaster, South Yorkshire changed her name. This is nothing unusual, especially in England, where the process is simple. But look what she changed it to!

Ceejay A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi – better known as ‘Mummy’ to son Kian – says she made the change ‘for a bit of a laugh’ after her baby was born.

‘My friend wanted to be called “Pink”, so I thought I might as well change my name too,’ said the 22-year-old from Doncaster, South Yorkshire.

‘I’ve just had a baby, so I thought I would change it to help teach him the alphabet.’

And Scola - you keep remembering my birthday like that and you just might find yourself with a new wife and 5 year old.

I get no props for jumping the gun?! I had cupcakes and a cabana boy to send to you through the interpipes today, but now ...

Happy Birthday, Scrappy!

‘I’ve just had a baby, so I thought I would change it to help teach him the alphabet.’

You know, there's this little song...

You get total props for jumping the gun!! I just wanted to flirt with Scola!!

t waggles eyebrows at Scola.

I'm trying to decide what to do this weekend. Maybe the beach? Maybe a haircut? Maybe just laze around.

I just wanted to flirt with Scola!!

::cries and cries::

~ma is released! Green card to come in two or three weeks! After the shitty ass times she's had with customs in the past, it's so huge that this went quickly and smoothly.

Time to be good Internet Citizens and vote!!

Introducing CATFIGHT! - Battle for the Internet's Favorite Feline

Here at Urlesque we've watched so many kitties come and go that it feels like the internet is a giant revolving cat door. We've seen adorable cats of different sizes with all different talents, but like most parents, we can't possibly love every one the same.

Deep down we know that they are not created equal -- some are cuter than others, some can't even play the piano and hardly any of them can read. To help us sort these special felines in the browser of our hearts, Urlesque is embarking on a journey to figure out which kitty the internet loves most dearly. And we're relying on you to help.

Urlesque has chosen the top 16 internet cats of all time (of all time!), split them into divisions (Old School and New School) and seeded them in a bracket (oh yes, we did go that far). The winner of each round will be chosen by your votes, leading to the final feline who will earn the ultimate title.

Vintage Website Advertisements

The Brazilian advertising agency Moma made a set of advertisements for websites as though they were designed in the 1950s-60s.

The top link shows the cool Facebook one. Skype and YouTube: [link]