Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Aug 04, 2010 8:31:34 am PDT #16260 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

All the Chicago cool condos/townhouses are in the city. I want a nice one in the 'burbs because that's where I'm working. Of course, I won't be able to afford to buy anything for at least a decade, so I'm just talking outta my ass here.

I got the idea for FLYUFLZ when I was driving behind a Jeep with ARAGORN on the plate and a plate-holder that said "There And Back Again."


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2010 8:32:05 am PDT #16261 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Disturbing photo from sewing magazine

Over at Submitterator, TinChicken shares this family photo from the December 91/Jan 92 issue of Threads, a magazine "for people who love to sew." Ah, where to begin...

Some of the comments are funny:

Ten bucks says that pie is made from the kidneys of a young couple whose car broke down along a remote country road.


DavidS - Aug 04, 2010 8:41:00 am PDT #16262 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Disturbing photo from sewing magazine

That is super creepy and I can only hope some horror director right clicked it for future use.


Jesse - Aug 04, 2010 8:42:05 am PDT #16263 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

YIKES.


Vortex - Aug 04, 2010 8:49:35 am PDT #16264 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Why does the kid on the left look like s/he's wearing a KLAN HOOD?!?!?!?


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2010 8:50:53 am PDT #16265 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why does the kid on the left look like s/he's wearing a KLAN HOOD?!?!?!?

That was the first of many questions that came to mind....


Aims - Aug 04, 2010 8:52:37 am PDT #16266 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well now that's just silly. The Klan is primarily in the South, I don't think they have a need for winter hoods, right?


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2010 8:54:14 am PDT #16267 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why does the kid on the left look like s/he's wearing a KLAN HOOD?!?!?!?

No shit. That is creepy in so many different ways.

Oh, thank dog I went through some strange alumna e-mail obsession back in the early days of Facebook, otherwise I wouldn't have login credentials for the McGill student website. I found a letter generator that says I have a degree. Which is good, because my anxiety levels were going off the roof that I'd managed to not graduate properly (I finished in 3.5 years instead of 3 because I had to retake a required course and I decided not to do 6 classes in a semester because I was lazy and it was cheap). I also looked at my unofficial transcript. Man, I sucked at electives. I only had good grades in comp sci courses and art/theatre. I should never have taken languages. Totally ruined my GPA.

eta:

I don't think they have a need for winter hoods, right?

Much to my dismay, NO could get as cold as freezing sometimes. I was very hurt.


Vortex - Aug 04, 2010 8:59:17 am PDT #16268 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The Klan is primarily in the South, I don't think they have a need for winter hoods, right?

weeeellll . . . .

You're lucky ita. I really want to apply for a job that requires a transcript, but since I currently work at the school, generating a transcript will cause speculation. And there's no one I can ask that would be discreet.


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2010 8:59:20 am PDT #16269 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Creepy 1920 cigarette lighter in shape of a woman's head

At least she's not wearing a Klan hood....