Our other drinking games were theatrey response time games, but with no physical coordination required. Much more likely to require you to remember names of celebrities (better if they had names starting with the same initials (thank you Marilyn Monroe)) or Zoom Schwartz Profigliano (I have no idea how that goes anymore).

(I have no idea how that goes anymore).

I never figured out how it went back then.

I always liked the Question drinking game, too: you gotta respond to every question with another question, no repeats and within 5 seconds or ya gotta drink.

I never liked dice or card games, or quarters.

I just watched all of The Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town. I'd missed seeing middle-aged Canadian dudes in drag! And never in my life have I been so distracted by Mark McKinney's junk.

or Zoom Schwartz Profigliano (I have no idea how that goes anymore).

Oooh! I totally played that in Canada. It has to do with how you point at people (as you get drunk). Like a "Schwartz" is a "Zoom" with a headfake. Or something like that.

And never in my life have I been so distracted by Mark McKinney's junk.

Does he have abundant junk?

Does he have abundant junk?

He has an epic banana hammock codpiece. It's horrible and mesmerizing, and you just want to honk it like a clown nose.

I think Profigliano is the headfake schwartz. Schwartz is a bounceback. Zoom is a normal pass.

I never synchronized swam, but my friends have: [link]

That sounds like a hoot and a half.

Ooh, we played zoom Schwartz profigliano (and his good friend gambrizi) in college! Also "I never" but we usually called it never have I ever. Clearly we were a wordy bunch--we also liked to play questions.

Kat, glad the new nurse is working out so well--I'm curious, since you were betting on it--what did his ethnicity end up being?