My masseuse is a friend and a former student. I tip her more than I'd tip an average stranger. Then again, the whole thing is weird. But I think that takes some of the edge off.

So a lot of hits for "I never." Whenever I read it elsewhere it never seemed to be called that. I feel less borderline now. But I only ever played it with one extended group of people. The other drinkers...there would have been no point. They had done everything. Upside down, across the border, and with a donkey.

I never played I never.

t drinks

::also drinks::

I never played I never.

Well, if you played with us you know ass-hooks would come up in the first round.

I never synchronized swam, but my friends have: [link]

Back when Family Guy was actually funny and not just a bunch of rape jokes, there was a scene where the guys were playing I Never and Quagmire's pile of empty bottles was large enough that you couldn't see him behind it.

I fear that, these days, *I* would be Quagmire if I played I Never.

Although there's LOTS I've never done! I never used an ass hook.

t edit Oh my fucking god, ass hook x-post!

Oh my fucking god, ass hook x-post!

Looks like my work here is done.

Looks like my work here is done.

You did nothing, missy!

Unless you drank for the ass hook comment.

Does it count if I was drinking anyway?