I actually think mayo might help.
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Jesse - Aug 02, 2010 11:37:48 am PDT #15876 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
flea - Aug 02, 2010 11:39:42 am PDT #15877 of 30001
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MAYO HELPS NOTHING! NOTHING!
Jesse - Aug 02, 2010 11:41:26 am PDT #15878 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I love mayo.
sumi - Aug 02, 2010 11:42:01 am PDT #15879 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Mayo would make that sandwich even more disgusting.
amych - Aug 02, 2010 11:42:48 am PDT #15880 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
MAYO HELPS NOTHING! NOTHING!
And there's nothing wrong with butter on sandwiches that can't be fixed with better bread and meat.
Better Cap'n Crunch is... a universe-breaking impossibility, so let's not even hope.
brenda m - Aug 02, 2010 11:43:09 am PDT #15881 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I like mayo in the right circumstances but...just no.
Scrappy - Aug 02, 2010 11:43:53 am PDT #15882 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The Best Sandwich I Every Ate had butter on it. Of course, it was in Paris, so it had amazing ham and cheese (only one slice of each) and a fab baguette and very creamy butter. Blew my mind with its simple awesomeness.
amych - Aug 02, 2010 11:43:59 am PDT #15883 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cereal Serial: And I mean that in the "infinitely bad" way, not the "perfect food" way, just to be clear.
flea - Aug 02, 2010 11:44:30 am PDT #15884 of 30001
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And there's nothing wrong with butter on sandwiches that can't be fixed with better bread and meat.
Ooh, I just got a craving for a baguette with French butter and ham....
ETA: Clearly Scrappy and I are as one and I can now die happy.
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2010 11:51:51 am PDT #15885 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think lunchmeat is the sandwich fail there.