The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 31, 2010 10:41:29 am PDT #15636 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am riding the bus with a womn who is making these pretty rational, well thought out arguments gaint right wing politics. the only trouble is she is talking to someone who is not there.


Juliebird - Jul 31, 2010 10:41:55 am PDT #15637 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Lemme pick y'alls brains. What do you look forward to in a fall festival?

So far my list looks thus:

antique car show (and electric/green cars) hay rides
animal presenters/petting zoo
hot apple cider
warm cider donuts
fall garden lecture
live music - fiddle, flute, guitar
children's entertainment (still vague)
haunted greenhouse
costume parade -themed
pumpkin carving and judging
craft demonstration and vendors (wool spinning, etc.)
animal petting
pie contest
plant sale - mums, pansies, kale
wine and cheese vendor/tasting
maze
scarecrow contest
chili contest


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2010 11:04:34 am PDT #15638 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got out of Burrell's car and an old lady talked her way into it. I hope she's not a super secret evil ninja in old lady costume.


Hil R. - Jul 31, 2010 11:05:23 am PDT #15639 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm watching Coyote Ugly on TV. I thought it was ridiculous the first time I saw it, and it's still ridiculous, but it's got decent music, and I need something in the background. I think my eyerolling started when the girl from NJ got a job at a bar in NYC, and her being from NJ was so unusual and exotic that the other people who work there start calling her Jersey.


Spidra Webster - Jul 31, 2010 11:16:14 am PDT #15640 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Fall is harvest season so I'm into activities that remind me of that even though I don't live somewhere rural. If you can find a cider maker that will do pressings at the fest, that's interesting and educational. Fruit tasting - most people don't know of the different varieties of fruit and how they can taste. You might contact davewilson.com and see if you can set up a tasting in your area (I don't know where that is. Dave Wilson Nurseries focuses on CA but possibly does things elsewhere. You might contact NAFEX for help in setting something up on the East Coast.) A good kid's activity is making butter. They can make it by shaking cream in a jar. Vintage farm equipment, esp. old heritage breed draft animals is cool.

I'm just brainstorming here. This may be way out of the monetary/energy range for what you have in mind.


Juliebird - Jul 31, 2010 11:27:00 am PDT #15641 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Ooh, thanks, Spidra.

this is one of those things where we got spanked for staying within our means last year, so now we're in a "spend money to make money" mode, and we'll see what kind of donations/community support we can drum up. But any and all ideas are welcome, as I am too at just a brainstorming stage.

We're a historical estate, used to be a farm, so a lot of that would really work in staying in tune with our history.


beth b - Jul 31, 2010 11:28:21 am PDT #15642 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

pumpkin contest -- or oher biggest veggie contest


Hil R. - Jul 31, 2010 11:30:44 am PDT #15643 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Pumpkin catapult? I've seen them on TV news coverage of state fairs a few times. Probably the permits and safety stuff would be too difficult.


Spidra Webster - Jul 31, 2010 11:38:40 am PDT #15644 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

You might try contacting Ardenwood Farm in Fremont, CA. They're a historic farm estate. They do all sorts of events that play off their farm history.

Tying in with the locavore movement, it might be good to have a very local farmers market on site during the festival, including folks who make things from local farmed ingredients like local jam, local beeswax, etc. If you ask them to bring demos of what they do, they might be into that.


Ginger - Jul 31, 2010 11:45:35 am PDT #15645 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I love biggest vegetable contests, but most gardeners would like to know in the spring, so they can throw ridiculous amounts of care at one vegetable.

Things like baking and canning competitions (best pie, best chow chow, etc.) are good if you want community participation, and you can make some money from entry fees. It helps if you can corral a local celebrity food person. It would be historically accurate.

Cake and pie sales at county fairs are often done by church groups or PTAs here, so you could invite such groups so that they could raise funds and it would be an inexpensive draw.

Anything in which someone is making something an old fashioned way is interesting, and maybe you have a business in the area that makes cider or syrup or something else that they'd like to promote. (In the South, fall fairs used to have a cane mill with a mule walking around and round and someone boiling down the cane syrup.)

Another possibility is a children's art competition with a fall theme.

I personally like mule pullings, but I think that's mostly just me.