Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 30, 2010 3:16:59 pm PDT #15552 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Must be three, huh?

Exhaustingly so.

For the car trip, I've just downloaded fifteen kabillion free iPhone kids' games and a season each of Dinosaur Train, Super Why, and Spongebob, to be loaded onto my old phone. Earlier today I stopped at the .99 store and cleaned out their coloring book section. Tomorrow we're loading up on snacks at TJs. I am Prepared Mom!


sarameg - Jul 30, 2010 3:18:05 pm PDT #15553 of 30001

Really long.


smonster - Jul 30, 2010 3:18:52 pm PDT #15554 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Lots of good wishes for your mom, Matt.

Congrats Allyson! That's faboo.

POOP! /three

I am working on my resume. Ergo, also drinking wine.


Spidra Webster - Jul 30, 2010 3:26:34 pm PDT #15555 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Glad your mom's on the mend, Matt. Hope your stress abates soon.

Erin, I suspect a Saturday will get more garage sale traffic so I hope you make a pile tomorrow.

Good luck on the resume, smonster! *now has earworm of "Drinkin' Wine Spo-dee-o-dee"*

Finished a couple hours of cleaning the too-gross-for-words (really, I mean it) mess my younger sister left after her years of living here and using this particular bathroom. I am now going to move to the delousing chamber and take a bath for 50 years to rid myself of the ew ew ew.


Lee - Jul 30, 2010 3:28:27 pm PDT #15556 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

God, someone just sent me a request that will take ma a couple of hours to do, and I know he's going to tell me it can wait until Monday, but just the thought of maybe having to do it tonight makes me want to cry.


Spidra Webster - Jul 30, 2010 3:32:01 pm PDT #15557 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

If b.org were not a no emoticon zone, I would definitely give you a sad face for that, Perkins. I hope he in fact *does* tell you it can wait. I hope you also get some very nice after-work drinks in.


DawnK - Jul 30, 2010 3:35:28 pm PDT #15558 of 30001
giraffe mode

Perkins, can you pretend you already left for the weekend?Then you have plausible deniability and a nice clear weekend (although the specter of hours of work on Monday)

Jess, I have to tell you that I laughed and laughed at the poop song.. sadly, my 14-year-old still hasn't grown out of that stage. And joy upon joy, I get 3 14 y.o. boys this weekend whee?


Jesse - Jul 30, 2010 3:44:30 pm PDT #15559 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If I don't sell the TV, DVD and CD player with an iPod dock, I think I will Craigslist them, see what I can get.

You might as well list them on Craigslist now, with the sale address, no? Maybe someone looking for that stuff specifically will come by.

So now it turns out my grandmother isn't feeling up to a day at the beach, which is really too bad. On the flip side, it means I don't have to be anywhere until 9:30. One pie is in the freezer, and the other is mostly done...


§ ita § - Jul 30, 2010 3:50:31 pm PDT #15560 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

sadly, my 14-year-old still hasn't grown out of that stage

I just had a co-worker tell me his maxim that boys grow up to be boys, and that's why fart jokes are still funny. I just couldn't work out how hard I could laugh and not seem...inappropriate, but then again, I'd just implied his teenaged daughter might have kids soon, so line-crossing, ita done it already.


msbelle - Jul 30, 2010 3:52:40 pm PDT #15561 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Anyone here have DirectTV and tape things on a VCR?

I just hooked up my TIVO!!!! YAY!!!! And I culled all the religious and spanish channels. No big surprise fun channels like I would get with the NYC fake cable, but there does seem to be some independent channel that shows old sitcoms and dramas. good times.