I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Feb 18, 2010 9:48:48 am PST #9207 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

My NYS thing was ridiculous in that they audited me at the very end of the time limit, so I had done the same "error" for four years in a row. Problem was, it wasn't an error according to their instructions. When I pointed this out, they came back with "You should have known about Rule ABC in publication XYZ" when it wasn't mentioned or referenced at all in the pretty detailed intruction booklet. Every audit I ended up owing about $600-700.

My only satisfaction came from the fact that the instructions for NYS now mysteriously include information addressing the very same issue. Coincidence? I think not.


Gudanov - Feb 18, 2010 9:48:55 am PST #9208 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Gud, I don't suppose you'd be willing to do our taxes for us, would you?

I'm not sure you want someone who has paid too much taxes doing yours. If the IRS hadn't contacted me, I'd be out that $90.


meara - Feb 18, 2010 9:49:26 am PST #9209 of 30001

Dang, I tried to click on that link, and it's now been taken down by the request of the FBI.


javachik - Feb 18, 2010 9:49:50 am PST #9210 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Meara, it's probably cached somewheres...


Tom Scola - Feb 18, 2010 9:53:57 am PST #9211 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Here's a copy: [link]


Zenkitty - Feb 18, 2010 9:56:38 am PST #9212 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The whole Southwest Air/ Kevin Smith thing was ridiculous. They misrepresented him completely (read: lied). He bought two tickets because his wife was going with him. She ended up not going. He picked up his two tickets and sat down in one seat, buckled the seat belt and lowered the arm rests. (This is the test for whether you're Too Fat To Fly: if you can't buckle the belt without extenders and can't lower the armrests.) He was safely in the seat, completely in compliance with regulations, and THEN they threw him off the plane. They also publicly humiliated a heavy girl who they apparently also asked to leave the plane. Kevin Twittered about it at length and did a Podcast as well. He was livid, and rightfully so.


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2010 10:12:41 am PST #9213 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

He bought two tickets because his wife was going with him. She ended up not going. He picked up his two tickets and sat down in one seat, buckled the seat belt and lowered the arm rests. (This is the test for whether you're Too Fat To Fly: if you can't buckle the belt without extenders and can't lower the armrests.) He was safely in the seat, completely in compliance with regulations, and THEN they threw him off the plane.

This is what I don't get: he HAD 2 seats. He was complying with their policy. So how could they throw him off when -- let's ignore the fact that HE FIT IN ONE SEAT ACCORDING TO THEIR OWN SPECS -- he had 2 whole seats for himself?

What am I missing? Other than the fat hate, that is?


meara - Feb 18, 2010 10:25:10 am PST #9214 of 30001

Steph--apparently he stood by for an earlier flight, where there was only one seat.


Dana - Feb 18, 2010 10:28:32 am PST #9215 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I went to lunch with my husband, then dropped him off, turned around, and went to Starbucks to get a giant iced sugar bomb. It's that kind of day.


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2010 11:27:29 am PST #9216 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph--apparently he stood by for an earlier flight, where there was only one seat.

I've read so many different accounts that it's all jumbled in my head -- thanks!