Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 18, 2010 5:27:31 am PST #9111 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He's going to learn everything now so he can coast through high school and college.

Brilliant plan!

I've only had a 6am conference call once, and that was because I had flown to the west coast the day before, so it worked out fine for me. But my west coast colleague has them all the time! It would make me crazy, but does actually work for her.


flea - Feb 18, 2010 5:28:56 am PST #9112 of 30001
information libertarian

Yeah, King Tut actually was neither born in Arizona nor moved to Babylon[i]a.


lisah - Feb 18, 2010 5:31:54 am PST #9113 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

My commute this morning was almost normal (more backed up than usual on the beltway but not insane). Am crossing every body part that tonight isn't a repeat of yesterday's commute home.


Cashmere - Feb 18, 2010 5:33:16 am PST #9114 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Leif is truly brilliant. That's an excellent plan.

I'm putting the kids in the car for the 8 hour trip to Indiana. I'll trade the three hour conference call for that.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2010 5:39:57 am PST #9115 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

School used student laptop webcams to spy on them at school and home

According to the filings in Blake J Robbins v Lower Merion School District (PA) et al, the laptops issued to high-school students in the well-heeled Philly suburb have webcams that can be covertly activated by the schools' administrators, who have used this facility to spy on students and even their families. The issue came to light when the Robbins's child was disciplined for "improper behavior in his home" and the Vice Principal used a photo taken by the webcam as evidence. The suit is a class action, brought on behalf of all students issued with these machines.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2010 5:45:20 am PST #9116 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tables of vampire traits

My fave is the column of "attractiveness". Count Duckula has his attractiveness rated "Alluring[citation needed]"


Amy - Feb 18, 2010 5:48:58 am PST #9117 of 30001
Because books.

And for under "alluring" for Underworld it simply says "Kate Beckinsdale". Heh.


Vortex - Feb 18, 2010 5:50:42 am PST #9118 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I like Twilight "Alluring [neutrality is disputed]"


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2010 5:53:40 am PST #9119 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

When I was trying to help her out by explaining what she meant was when she thought I was trying to take her job.

I'd say the solution is to avoid doing this in the future, and perhaps actually end up taking her job if she continues to annoy her boss.


msbelle - Feb 18, 2010 5:56:59 am PST #9120 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am making an offer on a house! or rather, my dad and I are making an offer on a house! OMG!