Has anyone see Newswipe? It's like Jon Stewart, but constantly pissed and British.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2010 11:18:35 am PST #8724 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Tom Scola - Feb 16, 2010 11:19:54 am PST #8725 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
"Pissed" as in they're drunk on camera?
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2010 11:20:12 am PST #8726 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
That would be AWESOME.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2010 11:27:11 am PST #8727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Here's to hoping it's nothing, Jessica.
You mean a client wants something you're building to work like NetFlix does?
I think screenshots of the Netflix queue may be entered into requirements evidence, in fact.
Note to self: Togo's turkey/cranberry sandwiches are NASTY. And I never dreamt she'd put jalapeños in there too. Ick.
tommyrot - Feb 16, 2010 11:28:47 am PST #8728 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Normally I love turkey and cranberry. But jalapeños should not come anywhere near it.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2010 11:30:03 am PST #8729 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
As in, in response to a freaking out reporter asking HOW THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER COULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED ON A PLANE!!!ELEVENTY!!11 "I don't know Shouty Hat! You're the fucking reporter! Go find out!" Then in VO: But Shrieky Guts had a point.
smonster - Feb 16, 2010 11:31:11 am PST #8730 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Lots and lots of ~ma, Jessica!
Half an hour, half an hour and then I can sleep, just half an hour...
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2010 11:31:35 am PST #8731 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not sure how precisely to fix the sandwich (i.e. what are the right condiments for it), but I do have some suggestions on how not to mess it up. Thankfully my standard sandwich-fixings spiel involves turning down pickles, otherwise this might have been even weirder.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2010 11:31:49 am PST #8732 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Here you go [link]
Calli - Feb 16, 2010 11:41:07 am PST #8733 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
My sweet tooth seems to be off-line today. So instead of a King Cake, maybe I'll get a thick crust cheese pizza and call it an autonomous collective pie instead.