Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 12, 2010 12:32:40 pm PST #8141 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It would probably be effective....


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2010 12:36:19 pm PST #8142 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Management let me go home early today.

Currently I'm dealing with the cat on my lap (by petting it) but soon there will be napping....


meara - Feb 12, 2010 12:39:47 pm PST #8143 of 30001

My boss (of my project, not the one who did my review earlier today) made me hang up the phone on her and then YELL OUT LOUD (I was nice on the phone though). But seriously?? NO, if you've had four days to review something you're supposed ot return (by your metrics) in 24-48 hours? NO I DO NOT WANT TO REVIEW IT OVER THE WEEKEND!! Fucking send it back to me already! I know I work from home, and I know I often send you shit late at night...but that does not mean you get to not do your part of your job.


Sue - Feb 12, 2010 12:55:48 pm PST #8144 of 30001
hip deep in pie

It's a topsy turvy world this winter. Almost all the snow has melted from my lawn.


Abby - Feb 12, 2010 1:05:01 pm PST #8145 of 30001

Anyone want a Mountie? There are several posing for pictures outside.

Also, I just found out, the Olympic torch took a trip on a zamboni today!


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2010 1:22:39 pm PST #8146 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The document I just said I didn't want to be responsible for editing? Just got transitioned to me. I know he was listening the whole time. He just acts all innocent. Fie on him.

Not that it doesn't make sense to be in my hands. I just wanted to magically avoid that.


erikaj - Feb 12, 2010 1:23:14 pm PST #8147 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yes. If I were a good disability advocate, I'd get all into the "Dump The R-Word Campaign"(But I've said it myself...you know?) Or get all bent about skeletal models on the runway out of feminist pique.


Ginger - Feb 12, 2010 1:44:15 pm PST #8148 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Three dead in shooting at U of Alabama at Huntsville [link]

Initial reports indicate that a female professor opened fire on a faculty meeting when she learned she didn't get tenure.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 12, 2010 1:45:13 pm PST #8149 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Initial reports indicate that a female professor opened fire on a faculty meeting when she learned she didn't get tenure.

Oh, DUDE.


Hil R. - Feb 12, 2010 1:45:27 pm PST #8150 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Whoa.