Co-worker's loud, chatty husband, it was sweet of you to bring your wife lunch since she's too busy to take a break. Now go home and be sweet; there are a number of us trying to get some work done.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 11, 2010 10:05:42 am PST #7909 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Zenkitty - Feb 11, 2010 10:24:59 am PST #7910 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Major relief finally seeing him.
Good! Finally. Hope his new plans work.
Atropa - Feb 11, 2010 10:25:53 am PST #7911 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Happy birthday, -t!
JZ, has the box of buttons arrived yet? I mailed them last week.
Alexander McQueen, RIP
I am really broken up about it. He was such a brilliant designer.
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2010 10:33:52 am PST #7912 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nigerian spam comic: [link]
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Emily - Feb 11, 2010 10:34:05 am PST #7913 of 30001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Thanks, JZ! Me too!
Emily - Feb 11, 2010 10:43:03 am PST #7914 of 30001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Crap. Stress of recalling the accident, meet stress of calling strangers! I'm sure you two will get along great!
ETA: In less me-centered news, could there be a cuter picture?
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2010 10:49:19 am PST #7915 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ETA: In less me-centered news, could there be a cuter picture?
Awww....
ION, Huff Post headlines can be confusing until you read the whole thing. For example:
Google Buys Aardvark
OK, the actual headline is Google Buys Aardvark, Social Search Company, For $50 million
Cow Burps, Farts
is really Cow Burps, Farts: Controlling Their Methane Emissions (VIDEO)
And this is not a weird headline, just cute: Taco Baby: The Cutest Taco Ever (PHOTO)
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2010 10:52:09 am PST #7916 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
G Point mouse might be too explicit for Valentine's Day (NSFW)
Dear God.
Actually, it's safe for work if you just glance at it. Look at it for more than a second and it's not.
What do you think designer Andy Kurovets was thinking about when he designed this G Point Mouse? Check out the gallery to see the strategically placed scroll wheel, accompanied by a hot button situated like a man in a boat, getting you to where you need to go with one quick nudge.
Any volunteers for installing this mouse's drivers? Coming next: a male version with dual trackballs. Too bad this is just a design concept.
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2010 10:55:24 am PST #7917 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, there's no need to fear the "Robot Apocalypse." As long as cats continue to ride Roombas, we will be safe.
Video of cat vs. robot (Spoiler: cat OWNS the robot!)
DavidS - Feb 11, 2010 11:34:52 am PST #7918 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ, has the box of buttons arrived yet? I mailed them last week.
She got them! Matilda played with them dumped them on the couch and we had to do a deep couch excavation to put them all back in the bag.