The one Mardi Gras I attended I got bags and bags of beads (many parades over many days) and didn't show any flesh at all. I'm both flabbergasted and not that the myth persists and is perpetuated by the media.
I've attended three, and while I have not showed flesh I have seen my fair share. I also saw a friend booed for only flashing her bra.
Oh, I so aspire to be smonster's massaage therapist. In spirit, if not in actual application of hands.
Heh. She's awesome in so many ways, and is in my (former) dance troupe.
Living in NO was an education in and of itself. I didn't know how early the Mardi Gras season started (6th January), and that many parades ran before tourists showed up and were heavily family-attended. No flashing requested then.
I went to the gay end of Bourbon Street on Mardi Gras itself. Boobs I did not see.
Thunder, all through the night / Promise to see Jesus in the morning light
Woohoo!
Also, because whenever song lyrics go through my brain they're followed by
My 9 is easy to load
and
I don't have any books about elephants.
Cycle Crazy: 16 Strange & Amazing Bicycle Concepts
I like some of the folding bikes. And the all-weather bike. And:
Honda U3-X: If Unicycles and Segways Mated
Although I don't know if it'd be possible to ride that one without appearing goofy.
Although I don't know if it'd be possible to ride that one without appearing goofy.
Without clicking through, but having seen both unicycles and Segways, I'm going to say no, it's not possible.
Snow is starting again.
Come to Chicago! We have snow here! But maxing out at only 10-12 inches!
I am not commenting on the weather for fear of jinxing myself.
Come to Chicago! We have snow here! But maxing out at only 10-12 inches!
If the school in Chicago decides to hire me despite my horrible interview this morning, sure!
Although, I've been watching Little House on the Prairie today, and that informs me that the midwest has blizzards that kill people, old mines that little girls fall into, and something called "mountain fever" that looks exactly like Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever except that it spreads from person to person and causes people to set up completely noneffective quarantines.
Also, The Clown That Raped Sylvia. Not that they showed that one today, just that, once you've seen that episode, you can't ever unsee it.
