Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2010 4:07:00 pm PST #6831 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. What the robot apocalypse will look like!


Lee - Feb 07, 2010 4:09:06 pm PST #6832 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just managed to sleep through most of the superbowl.

Oops.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2010 4:09:42 pm PST #6833 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Batman & Robin Comic Generator


DavidS - Feb 07, 2010 4:10:29 pm PST #6834 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, he doesn't have a mustache. Just a thin lip.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2010 4:10:45 pm PST #6835 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay, Saints. Here we go!


DavidS - Feb 07, 2010 4:11:31 pm PST #6836 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One more field goal and the Saints are up again.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2010 4:12:39 pm PST #6837 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A screw-in coffin.

A patent has been issued for this device, which would conserve space in burial grounds. The inventor even envisions a transparent variety:

“A clear plastic Easy Inter Burial Container, where the body is additionally encased in clear resin and is standing erect for all to view during installation, creates a very impressive image.”

The screwing-into-the-ground would be performed either by humans or by an adaptation on a tractor backhoe.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2010 4:13:02 pm PST #6838 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

First and goal! C'mon Brees...


Dana - Feb 07, 2010 4:13:43 pm PST #6839 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

SCORE THE GODDAMN TOUCHDOWN.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2010 4:13:43 pm PST #6840 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

First and goal!

Excellent field goal position.

(Kidding)