If the percoset doesn't touch it, I don't know what else to suggest. I'm so sorry.

they have those massive warnings about cardiac side effects, and I have several giant red flags in the cardiovascular disease category

Ugh. Double ugh.

I don't know--I know for me, if triptans won't do it and butorphanol's not playing, I only have IV drugs left.

Worst sexual assault prevention tips ever, AKA victim-blaming 101. (And also: ladies, stay on the ground floor.) [link]

Always take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone.)

* Do not get on an elevator if your instincts tell you that something is wrong (Remember, bad men don’t always look bad).

Women are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT, it may get you raped, or killed.

If he’s driving, find the right time, and stick your fingers in his eyes. He must watch the road, so choose an unsuspecting time, and gouge him. It maybe your ONLY defense. While he is in shock, GET OUT. (This sounds gross, but the alternative is your fault if you do not act.)

Benadryl! I called work and the co-worker who answered also gets migraines. She suggested benadryl because the weather changing (which it is this week; that's my #1 trigger) makes her sinuses go haywire, and then that turns into a migraine. I took the behind-the-counter sudafed, but not an antihistamine.

Plus, it'll make me sleep, so I took 2 benadryl just now and am going to watch some Justice League until I fall asleep.

Something else that someone pointed out about that sexual assault prevention tips thing -- you're supposed to rely on the attacker being so stressed that he can't shoot straight if he's got a gun and you try to run away, but you, the person being attacked, are presumed to be calm enough to gouge his eyes out, and if you can't, then whatever happens to you is your fault.

Actually, knowing the shooting statistics may give people the courage to run away rather than let themselves be intimidated into doing what ever somebody waving a gun says.

"I have a gun."
"Big whoop, I have the means to run away."

Unrelated to migraines, Cincinnati has Groupons now, which is nifty. Today's is for a restaurant literally across the street from my office. I definitely want in on that action.

That shit is bananas. Really, Ted Bundy is your most likely attacker on a college campus? Really???

the alternative is your fault if you do not act.

Wow, that's really shitty.

Also, what about those of us who physically cannot run? Supposed to stay inside all the time, or it'll be my fault if I get raped on the way to class, since obviously someone as weak as me shouldn't take the horrible scary chance of venturing outside?

They seriously say that, if your car breaks down in the middle of the afternoon on a business day, then it MIGHT be OK to leave the car and walk somewhere for help, but just maybe.