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'The Killer In Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Feb 03, 2010 10:07:32 am PST #5958 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I've never understood the point of mission statements.

The problem is that so many of them fail to meet the criteria for good mission statements: clear, memorable and measurable. The last two places I worked had mission statements with "world class" in them, e.g. "become a world-class electricity provider." What the hell does that mean? Given the right criteria, anything can be world-class. I am a world-class person named Ginger posting on this board.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2010 10:08:21 am PST #5959 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Permanent. I'm really bitter about it.

My b.org screen is styled to remove most of the colour and graphics, so I'm not going to restrict my use here much, but other twitchy browsing is going to be curtailed.

Bah! It's just how I work. Dip into work, break brain out.


Jesse - Feb 03, 2010 10:08:51 am PST #5960 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I often enjoy hilarity in meetings! When the work gets done and the meeting doesn't run long.

My org's official mission statement is really more of a vision and/or tagline. But whatever, it's punchy, at least.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2010 10:11:58 am PST #5961 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I often enjoy hilarity in meetings!

When I run meetings there's always hilarity. I think it's a great team bonding tool.

I don't think we have a mission statement. But we also don't have a logo or a website.


Jesse - Feb 03, 2010 10:12:48 am PST #5962 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it's a great team bonding tool.

Absolutely.


javachik - Feb 03, 2010 10:13:36 am PST #5963 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I think it's a great team bonding tool.

It is. Totally.


Jesse - Feb 03, 2010 10:15:16 am PST #5964 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My team updates (three people) often started with a reality TV roundup, mostly for the benefit of the one of us who worked from home -- I knew she appreciated the "water cooler" chit-chat.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2010 10:20:12 am PST #5965 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My team updates (three people) often started with a reality TV roundup

I don't think we have anything in common like that in any of my teams. With the business users we drift to other topics, maybe travel, but we haven't gotten to entertainment. Frankly, after seeing the scant Netflix queue of the one guy, I'm in no rush to out myself.

The techie business analyst guy and I sometimes talk offscript about tech stuff, and he checked his phone and brought up a 3D version in some movie franchise I hate and he said "So you don't like science fiction?" I just told him they needed to make a 3D comic book movie and I'd be right there. But what I was really thinking was that he was days behind on the movie news. IO9 had broken it way before.


Lee - Feb 03, 2010 10:43:43 am PST #5966 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Today's lunch is TJs prepacked mango, red quinoa, and chicken salad, which has baby spinach and coconut chili dressing.

It's pretty awesome.


Dana - Feb 03, 2010 10:50:05 am PST #5967 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, my god, that sounds good. Why have I never had access to a Trader Joe's?