Dramatic Chipmunk, Chuck Norris, And Keyboard Cat: The Best Meme Cakes The Web Has To Offer (PHOTOS)
When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2010 7:38:20 am PST #5932 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Feb 03, 2010 7:39:18 am PST #5933 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Thanks.
Ginger - Feb 03, 2010 7:53:31 am PST #5934 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm having a hard time concentrating today.
Is it because the whole internet now thinks "Wait, Wait, Don't Eat Me" is brilliant?
Jesse - Feb 03, 2010 8:01:17 am PST #5935 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh phew -- my coworker finally had her baby this morning! Hilariously, our boss texted her about some work issue and she wrote back, "Just had a baby, can I get back to you?"
§ ita § - Feb 03, 2010 8:02:20 am PST #5936 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I hate my new desk! New Guy sits in back of me and there's no divider! No more sneaking io9 all the time for me.
Vortex - Feb 03, 2010 8:23:37 am PST #5937 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I hate my new desk! New Guy sits in back of me and there's no divider!
oh, that's a bummer. Now, you're all torn about wanting him to be there. I hate people behind me.
Stephanie - Feb 03, 2010 8:24:58 am PST #5938 of 30001
Trust my rage
I'm at my interview. I've been waiting 30 minutes. Apparently one of the attorneys isn't here.
Daisy Jane - Feb 03, 2010 8:25:27 am PST #5939 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think I have every symptom of the flu, cold and other viruses I could possibly get. Ready to get over this.
juliana - Feb 03, 2010 8:40:12 am PST #5940 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Well, yes, there's that and the batshit crazy energy when you get near each other.
No use denying that. We feed off each other like toddlers on Pixie Stix.
Yes, yes we do. HAI THAR MAI TWINZ! Ahem. Soooo, you coming back out here when MCR goes back on tour??
aurelia - Feb 03, 2010 8:41:47 am PST #5941 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Like new guy pays attention to anything.