I didn't get my evaluation done.
Sigh.
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Feb 02, 2010 5:17:25 pm PST #5794 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Daisy Jane - Feb 02, 2010 5:17:44 pm PST #5795 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Posted in wrong thread
I am going to DIE of sweetness. Ozymandias just laid down by my feet and put his head on my leg, as dogs do. But then he sort of gave a little squeeze and sighed. Killz me, he does.
I am rapidly coming to dislike some of my IRL friends via their facebook statuses, stati, whatever.
1) The overly flowery, lectury status. Uses "one" and "ought" and any 10 cent words that come to mind. i.e. Person X would like to remind everyone that one ought not forget that this is a social networking forum and therefore be mindful of what one says.
2) The "I van to be alone" i.e. Person Y Sorry people I must to bed. I wish I could be more ubiquitous for you all, but you must let me rest sometime!
3) The hidden misogynist psycho path who wonders why women avoid him (will probably have 3 or more giggly women posting comments wondering the same). i.e. Person Z is done with the bitch ex. I can't understand. I'm a good provider willing to take care of a good woman. Next time only someone worthy of me!
Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 5:20:11 pm PST #5796 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, you know what I don't understand? People who "like" their own stuff! What's that about?
sarameg - Feb 02, 2010 5:21:53 pm PST #5797 of 30001
Perkins, me too. Maybe tomorrow once I get in. I may actually walk to work if the roads are bad enough. Should take half an hour or so. Maybe. I don't know.
Daisy Jane - Feb 02, 2010 5:22:24 pm PST #5798 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Right? If you didn't "like" it, why post it?
Also? Multiple comments on their own status. I get if you forgot to mention something, or as an aside, but 2 or more?
sarameg - Feb 02, 2010 5:36:01 pm PST #5799 of 30001
If I like spinach, mushrooms and olives on a pizza with a tangy cheese with a pesto base, what do I bring to a pizza party?
Vortex - Feb 02, 2010 5:43:47 pm PST #5800 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
um, that. I had some awesome pasta for dinner, but now I want your pizza. And not in a porny way. Okay, in a porny way, but we have can actual pizza after, right?
SuziQ - Feb 02, 2010 5:46:18 pm PST #5801 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
My mom and her best friend, J, started off as co-workers who only spoke together on the phone. Based on my maiden name, J's mental image of my mom was a black militant Muslim woman. When they finally did meet face to face, it was quite a surprise that mom was just a basic American Mutt.
Jessica - Feb 02, 2010 5:46:46 pm PST #5802 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My best friend in middle school was Brazilian and about six inches shorter than me. We used to get asked constantly if we were twins. When pressed for reasons, most people would say "Well, you have the same glasses."
Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 5:49:16 pm PST #5803 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Based on my maiden name, J's mental image of my mom was a black militant Muslim woman.
Your maiden name is X?