As an uptight New Englander, I don't go around looking for opportunities to take my clothes off
Howinhell do you expect to make it to the fancy galas?
You want to meet the real me now?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 02, 2010 10:59:30 am PST #5693 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 11:00:52 am PST #5694 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not by randomly taking my clothes off with grad school friends who currently live in the Democratic Republic of Congo!!
smonster - Feb 02, 2010 11:05:47 am PST #5695 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
That sounds like it's rife with possibility.
Eh, I'm guessing not in the fun way. But who knows what those wacky Commies got up to!
§ ita § - Feb 02, 2010 11:06:13 am PST #5696 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not by randomly taking my clothes off with grad school friends who currently live in the Democratic Republic of Congo!!
Fine. Have it your way. See how many red carpets you walk.
eta:
But who knows what those wacky Commies got up to!
They had to do something for recreation, right?
Frankenbuddha - Feb 02, 2010 11:12:05 am PST #5697 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
They had to do something for recreation, right?
You mean besides vodka?
§ ita § - Feb 02, 2010 11:13:35 am PST #5698 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You mean besides vodka?
Perhaps because of vodka.
I fondly remember the bus tour we took of Moscow, and the vodka shots they gave us on it. Just like vacationing in the tropics, with the random alcohol. No one ever tries to likker me up like that in the States. I guess I just don't go to the right places.
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smonster - Feb 02, 2010 11:15:14 am PST #5699 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
You mean besides vodka?
Well, we all know what happens when the alcohol flows in abundance... I wonder if there's an equivalent phrase to "beer goggles" in Russian/Romanian?
I expect it it initially feels irritatingly earnest but quickly sucks you in to pretty heartfelt rage.
Hey, they light water on fire! I know a couple of Buffistas who'd like that.
Calli - Feb 02, 2010 11:16:19 am PST #5700 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
are they monitoring indicator species?
I believe you misspelled "poor people" there, smonster.
Steph L. - Feb 02, 2010 11:17:50 am PST #5701 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Is the NFL going to come down on me for having Super Bowl of Chili Sunday?
Oh, yes. Like the FIST OF GOD.
You'll never see it coming.
Maybe Amazon and the NFL can compete in the Super Bowl of Look Who Can Be a Bigger Petty Baby.
tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 11:19:17 am PST #5702 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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