We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 12:25:10 pm PST #5473 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's probably harder to do here. And they don't need to be film events -- I would happily go to anyone's gala for free.


megan walker - Feb 01, 2010 12:25:43 pm PST #5474 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I should add "hook-up to fancy events" to my new list of things I'm looking for.

Sadly, I never made it to the private box to watch Real Madrid.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 12:31:23 pm PST #5475 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's probably harder to do here.

I have not had a single imdb hookup (well, okay, one guy who has TV credit but no entry and I'm totally not going to be the one) in LA. Oh! And you have Broadway. Plus random rich guys. World's your oyster. Please report back.


Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 12:37:48 pm PST #5476 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do not have Broadway! I moved.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 12:44:07 pm PST #5477 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Right. Sorry. You're still 4NYC to me.

You're totally out of luck. No red carpets for you.


Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 12:48:20 pm PST #5478 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hmph -- that's why I said fancy, not red carpet.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 12:51:06 pm PST #5479 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You've so sorely downgraded your chances of fancy, though. Really working against yourself. Pfft.

::sigh:: I am running the world's clunkiest SQL. I have bumped into temp segment issues already. All this so I can give a list of IDs to the tech chick. Why I can't give her the SQL statement is beyond me.


megan walker - Feb 01, 2010 12:51:15 pm PST #5480 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Hmph -- that's why I said fancy, not red carpet.

The best you might be able to do in Boston is the Haydn Handel society.

ETA: Or is Handel and Haydn? I can't remember.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2010 12:55:09 pm PST #5481 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some guy went undercover to an organization that claims to "cure" gays. The ex-gay files: The bizarre world of gay-to-straight conversion

"Are you feeling quite lustful with the SSA [same-sex attraction]?" [a female psychotherapist who practices conversion therapy asks]. I reply that I am – but not just lust. In my last relationship, I say, I felt profound love towards my boyfriend. "That needs to be broken," she says. "There's a darkness that's very real that keeps you as its dog, but of course our God is more powerful than that."


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 12:58:49 pm PST #5482 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes! I found my errant clause and nested it correctly. Much better result set.

Exult with me.