ION, I hate it when hipster zombies fart so hard shit, PBR and iPod nanos get in your hair.
I now have a new idea for a Halloween costume - the "victim of a hipster zombie attack."
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2010 6:59:04 am PST #4362 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Jan 27, 2010 7:00:29 am PST #4363 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I so want to go home at lunch.
And you should.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 27, 2010 7:00:40 am PST #4364 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
The thing I find confusing about hipsters is that they sort of look like my friends and I (who were very uncool) in the eighties. So I meet them and think they are going to be nice geeky people and then I realize that they are not. They did seem to bring back fitted pants for men, so I will give them that.
I also feel about chicken how tommy feel about cows.
flea - Jan 27, 2010 7:00:58 am PST #4365 of 30001
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I was once chased by a herd of cows, on a hill, in the woods, in Sicily. Cows are terrifying at speed, let me say.
I have never been chased by a herd of hispters, but I suppose if I could figure out the right thing to shout in a rock club or the local vegetarian restaurant I might be some day; this town has 'em in spades.
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2010 7:03:05 am PST #4366 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
On the upside, it's Hump Day and Leverage and Psych night. If I can survive that long.
Hil R. - Jan 27, 2010 7:03:26 am PST #4367 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have never been chased by a herd of hispters, but I suppose if I could figure out the right thing to shout in a rock club or the local vegetarian restaurant I might be some day; this town has 'em in spades.
Go into a vegan restaurant and accuse someone of being a welfarist. Sparks will fly. It could be fun!
DavidS - Jan 27, 2010 7:04:59 am PST #4368 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I was once chased by a herd of cows, on a hill, in the woods, in Sicily. Cows are terrifying at speed, let me say.
I am such a bad person that I am amused imagining the look on your face as you ran in mortal terror from Sicilian cows.
ChiKat - Jan 27, 2010 7:06:10 am PST #4369 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh well, better to abandon this whole "moral code" thing rather that risk feeling guilty about eating bacon
I can totally get behind this.
flea - Jan 27, 2010 7:06:33 am PST #4370 of 30001
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My face did not betray my terror. I am from New England; we are cool under pressure.
Scrappy - Jan 27, 2010 7:08:52 am PST #4371 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
To myself, I define a hipster as someone who has no other aim than to be cool but won't admit it.
The DH left today for a week-long motorcycle trip around Texas. It's his first long solo trip and I going to work hard on not being worried about him all week.