No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:35:26 am PDT #22674 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kicking in the head and kicking in the groin are different thrills. I enjoy them both, and haven't done either in way too long. Cursed migraines.


lisah - Apr 13, 2010 8:36:42 am PDT #22675 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Kicking in the head and kicking in the groin are different thrills.

It's true!

Wish you could get back to doing both too.


Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:01 am PDT #22676 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, Lillian!

nude sleeping is one of my earthquake fears.

Mine, too, especially since I came thisclose to running out of the house in nothing but thong underwear during the Northridge quake.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:12 am PDT #22677 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I totally get not wanting to do it though! There's a lot of stuff I can do that I don't want to do.

Abso-freaking-lutely. Especially as a person living alone! Sometimes I just DON'T WANNA.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:42 am PDT #22678 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just spent hours trying to get a report to work right. Turned out to be a dumb error on my part. But I had one of my bosses help me for an hour and he was stumped as well so I don't feel so bad.

ION, had coffee and OJ for breakfast, which upset my tummy. Apparently I need to be nicer to my tummy. Also, I forget if I've mentioned this here, but I was told that stress and anxiety can make one more susceptible to motion sickness, so maybe I Need to see my Dr. about different anxiety meds....


Burrell - Apr 13, 2010 9:13:51 am PDT #22679 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Lilybean! I for one have no problem thinking of her as FIVE.

Sometime I think I'm a bad buffista because when I see a name like Justin Bieber my brain briefly registers "never heard of him" and then moves on.

Sure this time it's just some teen pop star, but I am quite sure that I pass by deliciously tasty actors and musicians being mentioned here all the time.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 9:16:01 am PDT #22680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Man Apparently Loves Brenda

Uh-oh.

You know how it’s a bad idea to get a girl’s name tattooed on you? Multiply that by about a hundred. This photo of a name tattoo in many, many different typefaces has been circulating the Internet. I hope that the relationship lasts.


brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 9:27:05 am PDT #22681 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not it!


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2010 9:36:02 am PDT #22682 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Man, nap in my car at lunch helped not at all.

Today is sucking my will to live.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 9:38:23 am PDT #22683 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Outlook hates me. I swear I hit Ctrl V to paste the important text into the email, but instead it sends the email with the good bits left out, so I look like an idjit. Thanks software. Love you right back.