Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theresa - Mar 28, 2010 1:29:02 pm PDT #19431 of 30001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

I know where there are some nacho tots. How unhappy do I want to be with myself tomorrow?

I'm so happy I found someone else who shares my first concert shame. Shaun Cassidy. I don't recall the year, but it had to have been before 9th grade.

Oh sweet Jesus, I never thought I would find other survivors. This question is the reason that I cannot ever answer when rears its ugly head on lj or facebook. "Who was your first concert?" I was in 8th grade. It wasn't my fault.


Laura - Mar 28, 2010 1:30:24 pm PDT #19432 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

{{msbelle}} May I never go to chuck e cheese again. Also, tater tots so much tastier than anything the mouse has to offer.


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2010 1:30:27 pm PDT #19433 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

msbelle, I think Chuck E Cheese *does* have beer, for that very reason. Seriously. They know the parents would kill or die without it.

BTW Anyone want a counter top dishwasher, a Super 8 camera or a Pachinko machine?

I would LOVE a Pachinko machine, but I live in a house that is owned by another of the Garage Sale Kings. So there is no place to put it.

I would also love a counter top dishwaser, but we would need actual counter space to put it on. I would take pictures of how little counter space we have (and I don't mean because of clutter; I mean because of how this house was designed by an insane person), but I'm ashamed of it. (Barely big enough for a cutting board, and that is all. Literally.)


amych - Mar 28, 2010 1:33:41 pm PDT #19434 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I just want you all to know that you've driven me to tater tots.


Sue - Mar 28, 2010 1:38:52 pm PDT #19435 of 30001
hip deep in pie

(Barely big enough for a cutting board, and that is all. Literally.)

My kitchen has not much more. Enough actual counter space for the dish rack and a cutting board. I am dreaming of a new kitchen with: a kichen fan, counter space, and, the holy grail...a dishwasher.


Daisy Jane - Mar 28, 2010 1:39:12 pm PDT #19436 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We have a counter. One. That also has a sink. Actual counter space? about a foot on each side of the sink. WTF, 1920's homebuilders!?!


Daisy Jane - Mar 28, 2010 1:40:22 pm PDT #19437 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh. It does have a built in cutting board and trash can though. So there's that...

Yeah, INSANE!


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2010 1:40:40 pm PDT #19438 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

WTF, 1920's homebuilders!?!

That's how old this house is, too! Do you have any closets?


Cashmere - Mar 28, 2010 1:55:09 pm PDT #19439 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Anyway, I offer unto you this tiny bit of life enhancement: tater tots.

We had those for dinner last night! Ore-Ida makes a smaller, round version called Crispy Crowns which are, as their name suggests, crispier. We all love 'em.


msbelle - Mar 28, 2010 2:00:57 pm PDT #19440 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I shall send you all jealous making pictures of my new kitchen. Mwahahaha.

Also still at the cheese. None of the other parents are drinking. I do not want to be trashy mom. I don't actually know any of these parents.